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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
"the emperor will show you the TRUE nature of the lawn, he is your greenskeeper now."
"the emperor will show you the TRUE nature of the lawn, he is your greenskeeper now."
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
"Hokie religions and ancient sprinklers are no substitute for a good hose in your hand, kid."Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.Comment
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
"kid, I been from one end of this lawn to the other, and Ive seen alot of things, but I have never seen some all powerful sprinkler controlling everything.""clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
This thread just keeps getting better & better! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]According To The ProphecyComment
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
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So help me I would do Lawn Wars if I could find the whole set of these things, and you guys would DEFINITELY get writing credits [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
"You don't need to see his identification"
"We don't need to see his identification"
"These aren't the sprinklers your looking for"
"These aren't the sprinklers we're looking for"
"He can go about his hydrating"
"Go about your hydrating, move along"Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.Comment
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
"The water pressure is strong in this one"Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.Comment
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
"If once you start down the wet path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume it will...like it did Obi-Wan's apprentice"
"Sprinkler"Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.Comment
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
"Don't be so proud of this technological sprinkler you've created. The ability to water a lawn is insignificant next to the power of the Force."Comment
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
"Mos Eisley. Never will you find a more wretched lawn of weeds and crabgrass."Comment
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
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"Mos Eisley. Never will you find a more wretched lawn of weeds and crabgrass."
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now THAT is a good one!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
Ok, I have to get one in.
I'm your sprinkler. I'm here to water you.http://www.jacknapalm.com/Comment
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
"If you strike me down Darth, I shall become more hydrated than you can possibly imagine."
come on, we cant let this thread go yet, its too good. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
Lawn Wars: Episode I: The Hydrating Menace
Lawn Wars: Episode II: Attack Of The Weeds
Lawn Wars: Episode III: Revenge Of The Crabgrass
Lawn Wars: Episode IV: A New Hose
Lawn Wars: Episode V: The Sprinkler Strikes Back
Lawn Wars: Episode VI: Return Of The HydrationI want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
My Blog: http://newcenstein.comComment
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
I see your hose is as big as mine.I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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