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Join Me & we can Water The Lawn as Hose & Sprinkler!
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
"Your suffering will be legendary...even in the LAWN!!!!"
Umm, that actually might be from a different movie, but I just had to add something to this fantastic discussion thread.Comment
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"Your suffering will be legendary...even in the LAWN!!!!"
Umm, that actually might be from a different movie, but I just had to add something to this fantastic discussion thread.
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LOL It's in my sig. It's from Hellbound - Hellraiser 2. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
How bout the emporer:
"you will pay for you lack of hydration!!!....fool,only at the end do you understand. now young skywalker, you will dry""clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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or this exchange by vader & some imperial officer:
"but he asks the impossible,I need more water"
"perhaps you can tell the Emperor himself when he arrives."
" the Emperor is coming here??"
"yes, admiral, and he is most unhappy with your apparent lack of hydration."
"we shall double our sprinklers."
"I hope so Admiral, for your sake.""clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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"Luke, help me take off this sprinkler"
"but you'll dry"
"nothing can stop that now.""clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Tone Monster [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] working over time her Bud Keep'em rollingAccording To The ProphecyComment
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Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....
Should't you guys be playing guitar or something? [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]http://www.jacknapalm.com/Comment
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And Finally,
"MAY THE HOSE BE WITH YOU"I say the boy ain't right!Comment
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finally....? we aint done yet!
"there is a great disturbance in the hose, I have no doubt the young rebel that destroyed the deathstar was the off spray of anakin skywalker."
"How is that possible?"
"Search your feelings lord vader, you'll know it to be true....he could dehydrate us."
"he is only a boy"
"he must not become a jedi"
"if he could be turned, he could become a powerful ally."
"yes, he could be a great asset. can it be done?"
"he will join us or dry my master.""clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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"Water me Obi-Wan Kenobi, your my only hope"
"How did my father die?"
"A young Jedi named Darth Sprinkler, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to hydration, helped the Empire hunt down and dry out the Jedi knights. He betrayed and dehydrated your father."
"Listen to them, they're drying, R2. Curse my metal body. I wasn't fast enough to water them. It's all my fault. "
"I felt a great disturbance in the water, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in dryness and were suddenly hydrated. "
This thread will NOT die!!
MikeSleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.Comment
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YES MIKE!!!!! ROCK ON!!! Come on, lets hear some more. I will put my brain to work.
BTW Mike, "Darth Sprinkler" was ingenious!!! Good one! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/band.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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"then the emperor has already won, you were our only hose"
"but Yoda spoke of another Skywater..?"
Yes, this thread will not DRY!!!!!
BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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"His Hydrator.
"Ah, a Jedi's weapon, much like your father's. By now you must know that your father can never be turned from the Damp Side. So will it be with you."
"Master Yoda, you can't dry"
"Strong am I with the hose, but not that strong."
"The alliance... will dry. As will your friends. Good, I can feel your wetness. I am unarmed. Take your hydrator. Hose me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the damp side will be complete." (ok, I admit, this one is a bit sick when you read it!!)Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.Comment
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As I feared this thread has slipped over to the damp sideI say the boy ain't right!Comment
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