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  • Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

    [ QUOTE ]
    "Luke, you've turned off your hydrating computer, whats wrong?"

    [/ QUOTE ]

    "Nothing"

    "Luke, use the Hose"
    Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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    • Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

      I wonder if Princess Leia said to Han Solo, "The hose is strong with this one."
      Takeoffs are optional but landings are mandatory.

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      • Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

        It is a period of hydration war. Bubble sprinklers, striking from a hidden aquifer, have won their first victory against the evil Utility Empire. During the battle, Bubble spies managed to steal secret plans to the Utility's ultimate weapon, the Death Hydrator, an armored Sprinkler with enough water pressure to Hydrate an entire planet. Pursued by the Utility's sinister agents, Princess Leia races accross the yard aboard her sprinkler, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her sod and restore proper hyrdation to the lawn...
        Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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        • Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

          "Hydration, you say? Master Obi-Wan, not Hydration. The shroud of the Damp Side has fallen. Begun the Hose War has."
          Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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          • Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

            "A new breed of Jedi mowers, create I must, to battle the growing lawn menace on the damp side. Done, a Yodas work never is...
            I say the boy ain't right!

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            • Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

              where the hell did you find that pic?? I am still laughing!!
              "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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              • Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                Google Image search, Yoda, I had to figure a way to use it. added the black square, busted me up too.
                I say the boy ain't right!

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                • Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                  [ QUOTE ]
                  "A new breed of Jedi mowers, create I must, to battle the growing lawn menace on the damp side. Done, a Yodas work never is...


                  [/ QUOTE ]

                  Oh! I thought this thread smelled bad on the *outside*!
                  http://www.jacknapalm.com/

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                  • Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                    "3PO, shut down all sprinklers on the detention level."
                    "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                    • Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                      come on......your turn
                      "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                      • Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                        So, I am assuming this thread lost its "steam"?
                        (no pun intended) [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
                        "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                        • Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                          The regional sprinklers now have direct control over their lawns. Water will keep the local grasses in line. Water from this battle station.

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                          • Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                            We will be over hydrated in minutes , 3PO shut down all aqua ducts on the detention level shut down all aqua ducts on the detention level 3PO do you copy? Master Luke is drowning R2, we must save them.
                            According To The Prophecy

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                            • Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                              "No, I will never cross over to the damp side"

                              "then, young Skywater, You will dry"
                              I say the boy ain't right!

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                              • Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                                "We're watered men. I hold the saturation sentence in 4 filtration systems"

                                "I'll be careful"

                                "You'll be WET!"
                                I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                                The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

                                My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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