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...Darth Vader waters your lawn [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Luke, I am your Water.Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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I find your lack of hydration disturbing.Comment
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Now if it said all those things, I'd buy it [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
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this is a special LAWN SPRINKLER.. it using for "space grass"Comment
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Best line in this thread"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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Haha, thats great. I'm glad I'm not that hardcore starwars.
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Is that for watering the "dark Side" of your lawn?
I got nuthin...............Comment
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Nice to see Mr. Lucas maintaining the integrity of the franchise.
Actually, I think he blew that in the early 80's.
- E.Good Lord! The rod up that man's butt must have a rod up its butt!Comment
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Now if they had a Princess Leia model, I might consider it. Especially if the water squirted out of her #####.
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I like how some of the wrapping paper is still on it.-Lou" I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie SheenComment
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Well, I really hate to say it, but he had it listed in his store with a BIN of $6, and I just HAD to get it [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
It's too stupid to pass up [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Besides, with the way he's holding his light sabre - right in front of his crotch - I'm betting it looks like he's peeing [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
There's a chick at work who's a total Star Wars geek - I might give it to her just to watch her spaz over it [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
My Blog: http://newcenstein.comComment
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Way to go Newc!
May the force (of your city's public water delivery system) be with you."clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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There's a chick at work who's a total Star Wars geek - I might give it to her just to watch her spaz over it
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That *might* be considered sexual harassment, giving a co-worker a man with a large red thingy sticking out.Comment
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