You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

[MBreinin]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

"Don't try to frighten us with your aqueous ways, Lord Sprinkler. Your sad devotion to that ancient irrigation has not helped you conjure up the stolen pipe fittings or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebel's hidden aquifer."

[tonemonster]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

Oh man, that one is friggin awesome!!!! I love it, STOLEN PIPE FITTINGS!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[toejam]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

Han Solo: "Don't get hosey, kid!"

[tonemonster]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

"your part of the bubble alliance, and a hydrator!"

[MBreinin]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

"That's no tree...its a WATER TOWER"

"Beware of the damp side. Pressure...temperature...PH Balance. The damp side of the hose are they. Easily they flow, quick to hydrate you on a lawn."

"Concentrate...feel the hose flow. Yes. Good. Calm, yes. Through the hose, things you will hydrate. Other lawns. Bluegrass...Saint Augustine. Old weeds long gone."

Mike

[tonemonster]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....


"will they dry??"

"difficult to see, always in motion is the water."



"a jedi can feel the water flowing through him at all times"

" you mean it controls your sprinklers?"

"partially"

[MBreinin]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

"A tremor in the hose....I have not felt it since I was last in the presence of my old lawn..."

[toejam]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

"TK-421, why aren't you at your water cooler?"

[txcharvel]

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Newc..."This little sprinkler is not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something"

[toejam]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

"You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the water tower."

[txcharvel]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

Yes, Greedo. I was just coming to see your boss. Tell Jabba I have his sprinker

It's too late. You should have watered him at the first chance you had. Now Jabba's put a hose on your head so large, every lawn mower in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first.

Yeah, but this time I've got the sprinkler

If you give the sprinkler to me, I might forget I found you.

I don't have the sprinkler with me.

Jabba's through with you. He has no use for smugglers who drop their sprinklers at the first sign of an Imperial Irrigation System

Even I get hosed sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your hose.

Over my dead lawn!

[toejam]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

"It's against my programming to impersonate a hydrator."

[Drake S.]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

Lord Sprinkler Rise!
Lord Sprinkler RISE!
Where is Padm'e?
In your Watering you Hosed her!
No thats not posiable I felt she was still moist????
She is Hydrated Lord sprinkler.......

No NOOO NOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHHHHHNOOOOO!

[tonemonster]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

All right!!!! this thread is watering the galaxy once again!

[toejam]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

"What's going on, buddy?"
"You're being put into sprinkler freeze."