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  • #76
    Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

    Anakin my alligence is to the jedi to Gallactic Water dept. to the LAWN!
    Your friend Palpatine has clouded your judgement with the dehydrated side of the force.
    If you will not dry with me than you are hydrating against me. Only a Sith deals with Dehydration!
    I must hydrate you then , You will dry!
    According To The Prophecy

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    • #77
      Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

      "You were the Chosen Hose!! It was said that you would destroy the weeds, not join them!! Bring hydration and balance to the lawn, not leave it scorched!"
      Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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      • #78
        Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

        "Your water pressure and your lust for hydration have already done that. You have allowed this Dark Sprinkler to twist your hose, until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy, dehydration."
        Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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        • #79
          Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

          "Gungans have grand sprinkler. That's why you no liking us, meesa thinks."
          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #80
            Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

            ...traveling through hyperspace ain't like watering lawns boy.

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            • #81
              Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

              ToeJam No one liked the Gungans in the first place & you just had to bring them into this [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
              According To The Prophecy

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              • #82
                Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                "Mom, will I ever see you again?"

                "What does your hose tell you?"
                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                • #83
                  Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                  "Traveling through pipes ain't like turning on a faucet, boy. Without precise pressure, we'd flow right through raw sewage, or pass too close to a boiler, and that would end your quest for hydration real quick, wouldn't it?"
                  Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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                  • #84
                    Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                    [ QUOTE ]
                    ToeJam No one liked the Gungans in the first place & you just had to bring them into this [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

                    [/ QUOTE ]
                    I know! They can breathe under water, though. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                    • #85
                      Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                      "I used to bullseye crabgrass in my old T-16 back home, and they're no bigger than 3 meters"
                      I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                      The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

                      My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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                      • #86
                        Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                        I see you have constructed a new sprinkler. Your skills are complete, indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen.

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                        • #87
                          Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                          "For over a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were guardians of hydration and Lawn Care in the Old Republic. Before the damp times. Before Utilities."
                          Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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                          • #88
                            Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                            [ QUOTE ]
                            "For over a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were guardians of hydration and Lawn Care in the Old Republic. Before the damp times. Before Utilities."

                            [/ QUOTE ]

                            Now this is good total classic & well done [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]
                            According To The Prophecy

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                            • #89
                              Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                              Admins, I think it's time to put a stop to this.
                              I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

                              - Newc

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                              • #90
                                Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

                                BLASPHEMER!!!!!
                                Tim your wanting to kill a youngling of a thread , & want others to go down a path I don't think we can follow ....

                                Dehydration Don't you turn on us to .....
                                According To The Prophecy

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