You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

[txcharvel]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

General Kenobi, years ago, you served my father in the Lawn Wars, now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Sprinkler. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my hose has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to the backyard has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of your lawn into the memory systems of this automatic irrigation system. My father will know how to water and set the timer. You must see this automatic irrigation system safely delivered to him in the backyard. This is our driest hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hose.

[tonemonster]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

"our sprinkler position is correct, but no alderan."

"its gone?"

"thats what I am trying to tell you kid, its been totally dried away."

"it was dehydrated, by the empire"

"thats nonsense, it would take a thousand blow dryers with more hot air than"

This thread is RULING!!!! Back off Tim, or the dry side will dehydrate your lawn!!!

[MBreinin]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

Tim, I find your lack of hydration disturbing.

Mike

[tonemonster]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

Yes Tim, Perhaps you think your being watered unfairly??

[MBreinin]

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Maybe we should alter Tim's hydration schedule?

[tonemonster]

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"Dont underestimate the shower of the dampside"

"perhaps your not as wet as the emperor thought."



"well Calrissian, did he survive?"

"yes, and he is in perfect hydration"

"he is all yours bounty hunter, reset the sprinkler for skywater."

[tonemonster]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

oops

[tonemonster]

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Maybe we should alter Tim's hydration schedule?

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He should pray that Darth Water doesnt alter it any further [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[MBreinin]

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Maybe we should alter Tim's hydration schedule?

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He should pray that Darth Water doesnt alter it any further [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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That's Lord Sprinkler, to you youngling!!!

Mike

[txcharvel]

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It is a wet time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Hydrant has been destroyed, Imperial hoses have watered the Rebel forces, flooded their hidden base, and pursued them across the lawn. Evading the dreaded Imperial Hoses, a group of lawn care experts led by Luke Skywaterer has established a new, and dry base on a remote corner of the lawn. The evil sprinkler Darth Water, obsessed with drowning young Skywaterer, has dispatched thousands of remote sprinkler heads into the far reaches of the backyard...

[MBreinin]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

"The hoses - they've stopped! "

"Stabilize your rear deflectors... Watch for enemy sprinklers."

"They're coming in! Three spinners and an oscillator!!"

"It's too dry down here, I can't rotate!"

"Stay on target. "

"We're too dry!"

"Stay on target!"

"Loosen up. there's a kink in your hose!!"

"Ahhhhhrgggggggg" (sound of Gold leader being dehydrated by Lord Sprinkler)

"Lost Tiree, Lost Dutch... They dropped in behind us, and we couldn't maneuver in the trench, too much crabgrass....it was an easy hose job...sorry; it's your baby now. So long, Dave..."

[tonemonster]

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Oh YES! this thread only gets better!!! Nice one txcharvel!!

[txcharvel]

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Watch for enemy sprinklers

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[tonemonster]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

"hold on, were gonna make the jump to hyperspray"

[tonemonster]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

"Luke, you've turned off your hydrating computer, whats wrong?"