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    Anyone ever try one of these?

    Little Fretty


  • #2
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    There are just so many jokes about to come out on this............I am having a complete perverted joke overload.-Lou
    " I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie Sheen

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    • #3
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      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      Nice d*ld*
      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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      • #4
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        Hmmmm good points. Perhaps this device has more uses than I was thinking of.... [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

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        • #5
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          The cutie in the ad looks pretty happy with hers! I'll bet she doesn't even play guitar either! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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          • #6
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            Yeah, I'll bet she practices her "fingering" all the time. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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            • #7
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              [ QUOTE ]
              Little Fretty is your guitar music learning or playing aide for staying loose and limber, building
              finger and hand playing strength and frett'n
              Anywhere...Anytime
              When Your Instrument isn't Available!TM

              We all know you can't always get to your instrument
              and the music and desire to play
              SOMETIMES NEVER STOPS, so... we developed
              this little 5 fret guitar practice exerciser tool for you.

              [/ QUOTE ]

              Really means:

              [ QUOTE ]
              Little Fretty is your playing aide for staying loose and limber,

              Anywhere...Anytime
              When Your "Instrument" isn't Available!TM

              We all know you can't always get to your "instrument"
              and desire to "play"
              SOMETIMES NEVER STOPS, so... we developed
              this little practice exerciser tool for you.

              [/ QUOTE ]

              Notice I added NO words, ONLY removed a select few. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              Imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. Hi... Im in... Delaware...

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              • #8
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                I have three words for the people who came up with that!


                STEIN BERG ER
                You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                • #9
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                  [ QUOTE ]
                  [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  Nice d*ld*

                  [/ QUOTE ] Exactly!
                  Scott
                  Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                  • #10
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                    "We all know you can't always get to your instrument"

                    Bwahahahaha! Not while at work, anyway, but it's Free Willy while I'm driving. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    My future band shall be known as "One Samich Short Of A Picnic"!

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                    • #11
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                      Does it come with batteries? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                      Whataya Mean I Don't Support The System? I Go To Court When I Have To!

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                      • #12
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                        i expect she cums with batteries

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