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  • Emmy's Nightmare

    Attacked by angry pack of Chihuahuas [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

  • #2
    Re: Emmy\'s Nightmare

    Maybe he smelled like Taco Bell ?

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    • #3
      Re: Emmy\'s Nightmare

      Something in the Fremont water system maybe? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      Scott
      Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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      • #4
        Re: Emmy\'s Nightmare

        Yeah, look out for the Porno Bandito........he comes over while you are sleeping and dowloads Porn onto your computer.Ibelive he is also known as "your husband" .

        Police-"Mam, I suggest you give it to your ol man more often, and this kind of problem will go away"

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        • #5
          Re: Emmy\'s Nightmare

          ROFL, the Computer-porn break-in is just as hilarious :laugh2:

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          • #6
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            [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]...


            bwawahaahhhaaahhhaaaaargh...cough!

            Z' Bill
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #7
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              [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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              • #8
                Re: Emmy\'s Nightmare

                Oh.
                My.
                God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                I HATE those leetle motherfuckers!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
                Yes. Yes, that would truly be a nightmare for me. And if I was that cop I would have annhilated every one of those bastards. They don't say what happened to them. Hmmm... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                That porndito was hilarious though. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                I am. Porndito!
                I will sneak into your home at the dead of night and download the Porno!

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                • #9
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                  Chihuahua's are over sized rodents.
                  I can't stand them either, to yappy of a dog.
                  Peace, Love and Happieness and all that stuff...

                  "Anyone who tries to fling crap my way better have a really good crap flinger."

                  I personally do not care how it was built as long as it is a good playing/sounding instrument.

                  Yes, there's a bee in the pudding.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Emmy\'s Nightmare

                    [ QUOTE ]
                    I am. Porndito!
                    I will sneak into your home at the dead of night and download the Porno!


                    [/ QUOTE ]

                    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Emmy\'s Nightmare

                      [ QUOTE ]
                      I HATE those leetle motherfuckers!!
                      Yes. Yes, that would truly be a nightmare for me. And if I was that cop I would have annhilated every one of those bastards. They don't say what happened to them. Hmmm..

                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      What's this? A girl that hates little dogs? Thank God! It's about time he made one of them!

                      We need another holocaust, ones for Pomereanians and Chihuahaus especially.
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                      Good to see you back Bill! I missed your insight!

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                      • #12
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                        [ QUOTE ]


                        What's this? A girl that hates little dogs? Thank God! It's about time he made one of them!

                        We need another holocaust, ones for Pomereanians and Chihuahaus especially.


                        [/ QUOTE ]

                        [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        You betcher bottoms!
                        I would like to apply for the position of General please?
                        You know. To lead the war on eradicating little dogs!
                        I suppose that Bill, Chuck and Sam's little ones are okaaaaay. As long as they have papers and aren't allowed to wander the streets unattended. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                        • #13
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                          ahhh my Pico..he loves me..he shat on my pillow!...

                          How special is THAT!
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Emmy\'s Nightmare

                            Piss on him again, maybe he'll stop!

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                            • #15
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                              yes...ya know that thread got deleted ..remember that..

                              for peeing on my precious Pico..how I love him so..

                              For it is the pee that binds.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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