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  • #16
    Re: Resolution Time

    - <strike>To give the Admins more trouble than they deserve</strike>
    - <strike>To make life miserable for as many people as possible</strike>
    - To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women

    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

    My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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    • #17
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      Nice resolution there Conan!

      [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]
      Charvel: Model1, 2 & 5, Surfcaster 12
      Jackson: DK2, JRS-2, Kelly

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      • #18
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        [ QUOTE ]
        - <strike>To give the Admins more trouble than they deserve</strike>
        - <strike>To make life miserable for as many people as possible</strike>
        - To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women

        [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        [/ QUOTE ]

        Hey, you stole my old sig!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        • #19
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          to stop masturbating to free porn because I have a hot wife at home

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          • #20
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            ummm....wow, Newc' and Travis' resolutions sound pretty good...

            ummm NEWC ...you sure your not on my side of the fence.. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

            I promise to indulge even more so and to never have "guilt" no matter what I do or say... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #21
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              Nah Bill, I'm just going Old Testament [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
              I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

              The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

              My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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              • #22
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                Nah Bill, I'm just going Old Testament [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

                [/ QUOTE ] I am so old and so alone, I'm going "Old Testicles" [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
                I am a true ass set to this board.

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                • #23
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                  I hereby resolute that I'm gonna find a cheaper beer so I can afford to drink more.
                  My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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                  • #24
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                    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]....yeah that's a great read...I read it all the time..makes for great song ideas. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

                    I can relate to Fett...what the hell is up with the nads when ya get older..the older you get the more they want to get away from you..

                    I stepped on my left nad just now.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #25
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                      Let them rest for about a month or two so they fill all the way up, then impress the Mrs with your volume [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                      The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

                      My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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                      • #26
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                        my wife hasn't left me for 20 + years, after all my bullcrap..

                        I think it's the penis.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                        It's Italian.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Resolution Time

                          3. try to support my wife on yr 2 without her mom.
                          2. get even closer to my family
                          1. tie up loose ends I couldn't finish last year [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          Guitars... Rhoads RX10D
                          Amp... Pioneer
                          Effects... Boss ME-20

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                          • #28
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                            I quit smoking about 8 years ago. All I have left to quit is drinking and I'm afraid someone will get hurt if I'm off my beer for too long. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                            Seriously though, I don't drink that much anyway so all I have to do is get back into shape. I quit smoking, was in car wreck, and got stuck behind a desk all at the same time so I've packed on some weight. So my new years resolution is to get back into shape and spend less time at my desk.

                            [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
                            Whataya Mean I Don't Support The System? I Go To Court When I Have To!

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                            • #29
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                              Lose my giant gut
                              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                              • #30
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                                1- I will remain a little weenie instead of a hot dog once again.
                                2-I will go for the throat this year. I will make 250k if it kills me. I rise from the ashes. it's already happening.
                                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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