Hilarious reading!

[buzzsaww]

Best of Craigslist, some of the funniest stuff I have read!
http://denver.craigslist.com/about/best/
Read it! READ IT NOW!
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[1trussell]

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I was looking for a pic of the girl who wouldn't sleep with a guy until the 5th date. I didn't find one.





Bitch

[Emthrax]

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To Mr. Aisle Seat Jackass.... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

[Superfly]

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Dear person in the Islanders Resturant bathroom,
While I don't make a habbit of calling people out on their movements I need to put this one out there. YOU SIR, need to start each and every day with a bran muffin. Do you have the bird flu? In 26 years on this planet I have never heard, heard of, had or otherwise experienced as voilent a shit as you took in the Islanders bathroom. It sounded like you were pouring out a 5 gallon bucket of ice water from 10 feet avove the toilet. My ears have never heard so horrific a sound as your liquid fecal being fired downward between pockets of pressurized methane gas. I was only there to wash my hands before eating my lunch...but my appetite was foiled by your ass-disaster. Moaning and weezing in your stall while wave after wave of dysentery ran from your bowels. What had you consumed?! Raw chicken, 2 bowls of chilli, 1 bottle Ex-Lax and a gallon of milk? You single handedly ruined every molecule of oxygen in the room. 30 minutes later back at work it still seemed like someone had wiped a log of shit under my nose.


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[buzzsaww]

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That was one of them that really made me lose it [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
There is another one about a guy who has an ass attack while driving home from work and another about a woman whose dog licks up the debris from and ass attack.

[eddie_van_earache]

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Oh god thats histerical. There are some funny people out there thats for sure.

[Cleveland Metal]

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Man oh man... Now my day is blown from having to sit here and read these, haha...

Some whacked stuff going on out there...

[donf]

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Dear person in the Islanders Resturant bathroom,
While I don't make a habbit of calling people out on their movements I need to put this one out there. YOU SIR, need to start each and every day with a bran muffin. Do you have the bird flu? In 26 years on this planet I have never heard, heard of, had or otherwise experienced as voilent a shit as you took in the Islanders bathroom. It sounded like you were pouring out a 5 gallon bucket of ice water from 10 feet avove the toilet. My ears have never heard so horrific a sound as your liquid fecal being fired downward between pockets of pressurized methane gas. I was only there to wash my hands before eating my lunch...but my appetite was foiled by your ass-disaster. Moaning and weezing in your stall while wave after wave of dysentery ran from your bowels. What had you consumed?! Raw chicken, 2 bowls of chilli, 1 bottle Ex-Lax and a gallon of milk? You single handedly ruined every molecule of oxygen in the room. 30 minutes later back at work it still seemed like someone had wiped a log of shit under my nose.





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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] My stomach hurts.....................

[Razor]

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Try this one out...I'm dying over here!!!
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