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  • #61
    Re: Would you or wouldn\'t you....

    E..your right man...these girls today...all curvy..ass crack showin' ...titties all poppin' out..and this was in church..when my lil' bro wanted me there for his "confirmation"..ME..the devil himself.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

    I felt like a dirty ol' man...all the girlies looked like Britney Spears ..plaid skirts...I had wood the whole day..walkin' 'round all funny...16 year old girls...oh.. ohhhhhh my goodness...it was terrible!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    I'm goin' back to church man..!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #62
      Re: Would you or wouldn\'t you....

      horny girls are great, I have great hot sex all the time, it's awsome.

      But some chicks are totall wackos.
      A very good friend of mine dated with a model who has won tons of awards here. She was a sick nymphomaniac. She even wore those fishnet stockings and gloves. She wanted to have sex like 5 times in a day or something. My friend was so exhausted that he couldn't take it anymore. That relationship was 2,5 weeks long.

      Once I dated with a pro dancer who was even worse. She was an incredible girl, the most perfect body you'll ever see and she could do all those great moves and positions because she was a very good dancer after all. But damn, she never got tired. I have an awsome endurance, I'm like a Duracell bunny in the bed, but that chick totally destroyed me. My P.P didn't want to work anymore. Luckly I got her a good job in West Europe so I got free from her pretty quickly [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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      • #63
        Re: Would you or wouldn\'t you....

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        Okay, this picture made me laugh out loud. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Oh man. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        That pic almost made me piss my pants here at work! LOL [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I still can't stop laughing! That was one of my favorite episodes of Family Guy...the one where Peter is deemed retarded...regarding some hookers, Stewie said something like "so...is there any tread left on the tires, or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" LOL....I couldn't stop laughing!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        RIP Donny Swanstrom...JCF bro
        RIP Dime

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        • #64
          Re: Would you or wouldn\'t you....

          May just as well open the window and fuck the world!

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          • #65
            Well...did you or didn\'t you?

            Ace, update please.
            Tarbaby Fraser.

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            • #66
              Re: Would you or wouldn\'t you....

              Endrik, can I come to Estonia and visit?

              I'm not quite as young as you, I will be 36 this March, but I do have a bottle full of Viagra...and I am sure that a good looking American guy would be a fun novelty for Estonian chicks, eh??? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              Mike
              Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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              • #67
                Re: Would you or wouldn\'t you....

                Yes Mike, come.

                You can get A LOT of chicks because you...

                1)are foreign, chicks LOVE men from other countrys, and I mean REALLY LOVE
                1.1)you are an American, USA is a big entertaiment country
                so that is also a VERY BIG pluss
                2)you have a lot more money than common Estonian, this is very good for you becaus we are very poor.
                3)you said you are a good looking guy, well chicks like good looking guys more than ugly guys [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                4)your experiences, hobbies, friends who are important or famous etc.
                4.1)you are a musician (can play instruments(s), played or
                playing in a band )etc. chicks dig that
                4.2)you are a car fan (owned many cars and have raced)
                4.3)all the places you have been/traveled (if you've been
                in more than 5 huge citys (could be USA only) then you
                are fine [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] also all the concerts you have seen and
                all the people you have met.
                4.4)you probably have some firends who are big corporation
                bosses or involved with show biz'

                and all the other good shit you can brag with. You can make all the shit up too, who cares [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                Pros:
                1)We have the highest % of hot chicks in the world. NO BS. EVERYONE agrees who has been here.
                2)We have more women than men.

                Cons:
                1)This country is boring as fuck, not much to see around here. No good bands. Our music level is THE WORST in the world, no kidding.
                PS. you can always go to Finland, tons of good bands there
                and it is near by.
                2)HIV, this stuff spreads like nuts here, safe sex ONLY.
                3)Most of the hottest chicks are hangin' around in weird places such as the most unpleasant night clubs where the choice of music is pretty annoying unless you like hard-trance and a lot of the guys in those places are very unpleasant too.
                4)Some chicks can be very childiss and crappy in the bed.
                5)the country is full of retarded asswipes: bums, skinnheads, nazis, racists, punks, goths, criminals, weirdos etc.

                Cons part II (minor concerns):
                1)a lot of chicks are only for the money
                2)a lot of chicks are really fucking stupid. If you don't have sex with them then they are pretty much useless.
                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                • #68
                  Re: Would you or wouldn\'t you....

                  Mike, it sounds like you're gonna need a wing man for the Estonian Road Trip. Call me when you book the flight.
                  Tarbaby Fraser.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Would you or wouldn\'t you....

                    Endbat,
                    I'll show you an awfully good time right here. I am never leaving, you must make the jaunt to me.
                    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                    • #70
                      Re: Would you or wouldn\'t you....

                      Tommy the God Of all Bats, it's a deal, I will be there, I'm not sure when tho.
                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                      • #71
                        Re: Would you or wouldn\'t you....

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                        Mike, it sounds like you're gonna need a wing man for the Estonian Road Trip. Call me when you book the flight.

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                        Sweet!

                        I am sure we could get in plenty o' trouble over there, Jimbo!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                        Mike
                        Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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                        • #72
                          Re: Would you or wouldn\'t you....

                          I'm coming with Jimmy to Estonia..isn't that where Strongbad lives..??!! [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #73
                            Re: Would you or wouldn\'t you....

                            Ok, May/06 is best for me. I've priced a flight at $1456 CDN round trip, from Halifax, and one for you at $1060 USD from New Orleans. I guess we catch a boat from Helsinki to Tallinn?

                            I'd prefer to travel from the 19th - 26th, but am flexible on the dates. Endrik, get your women ready - I'll talk Mike into this one. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I've paid more for lap dances in Montreal.
                            Tarbaby Fraser.

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                            • #74
                              Re: Would you or wouldn\'t you....

                              Bill, you wanna come with us? Let me price a flight for you...$995 out of Cleveland. You're coming!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              Tarbaby Fraser.

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                              • #75
                                Re: Would you or wouldn\'t you....

                                Thanks Jimmy...include the women in the price..

                                E ..how many Rubbers do I need to wear at one time...about three...OK! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                                Is weed legal over there..I'll pack my Bong!! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                                We will start a VH tribute band there...we will be huge...bigger than Elvis...well fatter than Elvis!
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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