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  • #31
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    nice story Bill [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    my penis hs been in funny situations too, many times [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    When I was 14, I wisited some farm, my friends knew the owner so I stayed there for a couple of days. It was a hot summer day and everyone was working outside. The farm owner had two daughters. The older one started talking to me. I found out she never had sex before, well that was a very small town too, and people are kinda weird there. I wanted to introduce her my mighty tool and the wonderland [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] So we went over the plant field, where most of the folks were working, to the hayloft and started shaggin'. Suddenly her sister came because she heard all those weird noises. The older sister hide my penis in her mouth. The younger sister then saw us, did a suprising face and called her father. When the father came, the younger one said "look papa, Katrin's lips are glued to Endrik's stomach. The father started yelling like a psycho. He told me to run or he pushes his daughter's mouth together so it bites my P.P. off. So I ran, over the field, naked, with a boner and everyone (about 20 people) saw me [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] I was scared to take the clothes, because those were close to the father, he would have beaten me to the wheelchair. That was kinda embarrasing day. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]
    "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

    "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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    • #32
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      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img],...SWEET!!!

      Yes I too have been cuaght in mid boink with many a parent..wow! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      My wife used to put a hole in her sweatpants and sit on my lap at her Mom's house..cool! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #33
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        Great story Endrik!!! Thats awesome! Too cool! I never had any awkward experiences like that.
        "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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        • #34
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          man, I have tons of storys, shit happen to me all the time [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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          • #35
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            Got any other good ones like that to share with us? Go for it.
            "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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            • #36
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              mmm, I don't know If I can share everything but I have plenty of good ones....
              ...crazy lesbians, 30 year old virgin, horny danceclub milfs, slutty groupies, parties wich end with big orgie etc. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              I dunno man, it's all crazy shit [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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              • #37
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                Awesome!!
                "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                • #38
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                  did you bone that p0rn star?

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                  Nope, neither one was the porn star...

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                  • #39
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                    [ QUOTE ]
                    did you bone that p0rn star?

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                    Nope, neither one was the porn star...

                    [/ QUOTE ]

                    sweet [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                    let us know if you decide to bump uglies with that porn star girl [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                    • #40
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                      I caught my brother with his dick in a Coke bottle once. That was very disturbing. Just think, how small of a dick could a human possibly have!? I know he was only 15, I was 14, but still! Jesus Christ! I gladly spread it all around our school too. Word travels very quickly in a school that small. We had grades 9-12, and still just over 400 people I believe. All 400 knew about it at the end of the day though. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      Good times, good times...

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                      • #41
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                        So what did I miss? I used to get a kick out of Brett's stories. Why doesnt he hang here anymore?

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                        He was banned.
                        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                        • #42
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                          [ QUOTE ]
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                          So what did I miss? I used to get a kick out of Brett's stories. Why doesnt he hang here anymore?

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                          He was banned.

                          [/ QUOTE ]

                          Ah, I see. Thanks for the update.
                          "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                          • #43
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                            I caught my brother with his dick in a Coke bottle once. That was very disturbing. Just think, how small of a dick could a human possibly have!? I know he was only 15, I was 14, but still! Jesus Christ! I gladly spread it all around our school too. Word travels very quickly in a school that small. We had grades 9-12, and still just over 400 people I believe. All 400 knew about it at the end of the day though. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            Good times, good times...

                            [/ QUOTE ]

                            Caught my bro with his wang in a vaccum cleaner, wow that was weird. Never was into that kinda thing. I guess, being a simple man, I always liked my hand well enough...

                            And by the way, congrats on the killer lifestyle Ace. I used to do shit like that, but these days I'm more like Al Bundy - married with children. I do still get a lot of good offers from ho's at our gigs, unfortunately I have to turn 'em down.

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                            • #44
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                              my penis hs been in funny situations too, many times

                              When I was 14, I wisited some farm...

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                              Man, that freaked me out as I was reading that...

                              Hehe... Sorry Endrik...

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                              • #45
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                                Caught my bro with his wang in a vaccum cleaner, wow that was weird.


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                                Now THERE is something you dont hear everyday!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                                WOW, I damn near fell off my chair when I read that. Thats just TOOO funny!! I imagine the look on his face was priceless. SO, what the hell was he doing with his wang in a vacuum??? Did he really think that it would do the "trick" for him? [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
                                "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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