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And Eddie looks like the old cat lady from The Simpsons.Originally posted by tonemonster View Postand EVH
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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oh you know her?"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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dude, i have to lay low now that you figured me out. yeah, i play guitar. often in my plastic iron man suit they let me take home. it makes it harder, but i feel more "metal" that way - even though i am really plastic....
but, shhhhh - don't let the cat any further out of the bag. i may have a relapse...GEAR:
some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!
some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!
and finally....
i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!Comment
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I have sex with her.Originally posted by tonemonster View PostI feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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I love it when you talk dirty. not as much as when Tommy does though.Originally posted by toejam View Post
not to me, ya know..... not like that. just in general. it makes me feel all dirty inside. ya know, kinda like a woman that slept in a coal mine and didnt doosh or brush her teeth for 11 days. kinda like that. not that I know what that feels like, but thats how I feel. unfresh. I feel the opposite of the woman that rides the horse on the beach on the stay free tampon commercials.
either way, you dog!!! your bangin the cat lady like a screen door in a tornado. and that, in my book, is admirable.
now, does she have a thing for you? or does she thing your Garth from waynes world and has a fetish for that?"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Hey just relax there Mr. Less than Zero. dont get all freaky on us. as far as that suit you wear, look.......leave that shit off this forum its a family place. what you do in the bedroom with your neighbors cat is YOUR business, not ours. of course BillZbubs ballon knot licking escapades with his wife are differnt. he made that everyones business. that was just stuff we needed to know as a forum. hey, it helped me land ass with the nuns.Originally posted by markD View Post
as far as your relapse goes. call me, I want to party with you cowboy. the two of us together? forget it."clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Fonzie?"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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"Nice night for a walk"Originally posted by jgcable View PostSo I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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yea, my 2nd thought was, Halloween dressed as the terminator."clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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nice Vito Corleone impersonation. you going to show us Superman's father next?"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Fucking hell, you aren't "doing a Steven Milligan, Conservative MP for Eastleigh" are you?Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View Post
Go on, Google it, you know you want to.....So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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Me rocking it out with my band Ajar Project at Rard Rock Boston.
"I would have banned you for taking part in hijacking and derailing a thread when you could have started your own thread about your own topic." - UnknownComment
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