Taken a crap so big it felt like you were being ass-raped in reverse?
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Finally! An intelligent and thought provoking topic. [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]"You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.
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Well I've had huge craps where a good percentage of the turds poke through the water like icebergs, but those are generally very easy and pleasant.
And then I've had the odd few where it was probably the closest a man will ever get to experiencing child birth. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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yes. yes i have. and it sucks because your asshole just throbs and your sphincter muscles are all weak....ugh, that must be how my wife feels after i hit the brown eye!! no wonder she doesn't like it too much.GEAR:
some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!
some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!
and finally....
i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!
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ick. what a gross subject. i wouldn't tell anybody if i did and i wouldn't know what it's like to get buttfucked nor would i want to know either!Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).
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Yes, I remember one when I was around 6, it hurt so bad that I cried..and it had blood on the tip...no shit...pun intended.
I have also had one that was at least 4 feet long. When I used to shit about once a week at summer camp.
MikeSleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.
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I remember a friend of mine ate a bunch of sunflower seeds without shelling them. He ate a whole fucking bag of that shit (Dave's I think). A couple hours later he was wailing in pain in the bathroom. It cut his ass up pretty bad. I didn't get to see his ass, but I got to see a lot of blood (and sunflower seeds) in the toilet! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
Another exciting story was when I was in school. There was the biggest turd I've ever seen. A teacher had to go get a shovel and throw it outside because it wouldn't go down. That fucker, no exaggeration, was as big as my forearm! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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