Have you ever.....

[tonemonster]

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Taken a crap so big it felt like you were being ass-raped in reverse?

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I cant speak intelligently on this topic, so I guess I just gotta sit this one out.... [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

[SeventhSon]

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ick. what a gross subject. i wouldn't tell anybody if i did and i wouldn't know what it's like to get buttfucked nor would i want to know either!

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there's actually a term for it...it's called scatalogical humor. some people think it's hilarious and some don't. apparently it's hereditary because my girls always laugh and make up jokes about it, too. here's the acid test of whether this gene runs through your family or not: has anyone in your family ever run out of the bathroom after doing a number 2 and yell, "hey, you gotta see this!". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[paddok]

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Jesus, some of you need to lighten up. It's cool to have three page threads on chicks in bikini's, men in suits, and ugly kids, but a little poop joke is "off to harmony central"? [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

And for the record, yes [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[StukaJU87]

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There is only one time that stands out in my mind. 23 years ago, I remember it well. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I had been in Beirut about 3 weeks. All we had for food were those MRE's. I hadn't dropped a deuce in like 2 weeks. Finally, I had to go. OMFG, it felt like passing a brick. Now, I can't tell you if it was big or small as the toilet was a 1/2 55 gallon drum filled with diesel fuel.

The kicker: As I was pulling up my pants my Ka-bar slid off my belt and fell into the crap/piss/fuel mixture. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] Yes, I did fish it out. I rinsed it off in the Mediteranian and sold it to my buddy for $14.

I bought a new one.

[noodlesatf]

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Are we talking about the kind of crap where you look in the toilet, and wonder how you ever squeezed a full grown anaconda out of your asshole? Yeah, those suck...

[Jason1212]

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My weight lifting buddy runs into this when he cuts carbs. At that point a BM turns into an all day event. Try metamucil that stuff is the shit, no pun intended.

[MBreinin]

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My weight lifting buddy runs into this when he cuts carbs. At that point a BM turns into an all day event. Try metamucil that stuff is the shit, no pun intended.

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When I did Atkins (I did it for years) I would either get blocked up (eatum cheese, clogum asshole) or I would get what I called "Atkins Butt", which was essentially pissing out of your asshole, explosively. Yeah, the diet works like a charm...but it wreaks havoc with your intestines.

Mike

[GodOfRhythm]

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When I was/am on my diet, I don't have to take a crap for a week or two weeks, because my body uses up every last ounce of what I put in there. Until I eat normally again for a day, I have to go to the toilet without any problems too, just a normal, relieving shit.

[Tetsuo]

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As Seventh was saying... I am not a fan of Scat humor. That being said the Sex jokes in the aristocrats no matter how sick (jerking of on a dead grandma) made me laugh any of the scat humor and I had to leave the room. I HATE FECES. It sickens me so much though.

[RacerX]

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Actually you should be having 3-5 BMs a day.

I used to sell this stuff:

http://www.calcompnutrition.com/colon-flow.html

Works well!

[Ripley7t]

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Ah yes, I remember eating MRE's for a period of 5 weeks straight and very little water. It was tapered on the front end, but continued to get larger as it progressed. I somehow managed not to scream out loud in agony as the grapefruit sized back end finally cleared my body. If I remember correctly I did cry. After that I never went to the field without a couple of bottles of magnesium citrate.

[SILENTSCREAM]

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Anyone every take a crap so big their pants fitted better?? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[mm2002]

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Ever looked back and saw CORN?????? Yes, the indestructable CORN! Man they should build fucking cars out of corn. Maybe houses. I wish they made corn concrete. Corn guitar bodies would last forever!!!

[SILENTSCREAM]

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LOOOL!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Ripley7t]

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Corn, Peanuts and bean dip. A mixture only a true man would eat during the same meal.