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  • #31
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    I have also discovered that if you actually chew your food, corn, it doesnt look the same on the rebound.
    Remember, Wherever you go,.. there you are

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    • #32
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      The peanuts are the ammo, the bean dip is the propellant!!
      My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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      • #33
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        Fuck, nobody chews corn that good! I can whoof down 3 or 4 cobs in just a few minutes!
        My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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        • #34
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          here's the acid test of whether this gene runs through your family or not: has anyone in your family ever run out of the bathroom after doing a number 2 and yell, "hey, you gotta see this!". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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          YES! lol....My cousin did this we were 15 ,because he swore it looked like a friend of ours,funny thing about it was not that we actually looked at it,but it DID for some strange reason in fact resemble the person in question! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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          • #35
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            This is kinda heading in the direction of potato chip collections that resemble people, Stimpy's magic nose goblins and questions like "Is belly button lint edible"?
            Remember, Wherever you go,.. there you are

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            • #36
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              believe it or not, belly button lint is totally edible.
              My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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              • #37
                Re: Have you ever.....

                Anyone know why turds are tapered?









                So your asshole doesnt slam shut. I am telling you guys to use the metamusil. Imagine all the time you can spend in the john at work instead of working.

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