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It was in Darwin's "Origin of the Species". There is a direct spilt between "neat people" and "slobs". It is both an inherited trait and an allowance from the parents to let the "little bastards" do anything that they want to do. The "normal" kids piss on everything and make a general mess of things. The "other" branch is anal retentive and they have to clean it up. Take that, MOM!!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
These are actually some excellent ideas...though the only thing is I have no way of preventing them from coming into my room from the bathroom. The doors lock from the inside. So any ideas that involved going into their room would cross a border I don't want crossed. Otherwise, I think removing the toilet seat, the entire toilet, or hanging a bag of all the shit I have to clean up on their door are the best ideas right now. Also the sign idea was hilarious, too. I also always admired the electrically-savvy people who could wire up a battery to electrocute them. Will mace extract really burn your skin?
Or you could smear some Icy Hot on the toilet seat...Think about how close your face has to be to that seat to remove it before you condsider it...I think your best bet is to embarrass them rather than create an opportunity for vengance upon yourself...
Bon Jovi is like a frozen Coca Cola.. It's cool, it's crunchy, but when all is said and done it is still pop....
Next time they dont clean up their mess, leave a note threaten to clean it up with their toothbrush on their front door for everyone to see. What a bunch of fucken pigs.
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These are actually some excellent ideas...though the only thing is I have no way of preventing them from coming into my room from the bathroom. The doors lock from the inside. So any ideas that involved going into their room would cross a border I don't want crossed. Otherwise, I think removing the toilet seat, the entire toilet, or hanging a bag of all the shit I have to clean up on their door are the best ideas right now. Also the sign idea was hilarious, too. I also always admired the electrically-savvy people who could wire up a battery to electrocute them. Will mace extract really burn your skin?
Cheers,
Nick
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Your skin, that's ok, your ass, that's a different story altogether. Ever ate very hot burritos? My point exactly. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Next time they dont clean up their mess, leave a note threaten to clean it up with their toothbrush on their front door for everyone to see. What a bunch of fucken pigs.
-NAte
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One addition: Leave a note threatening to clean it up next time with their toothbrush - the same way you cleaned it up last time [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Next time they dont clean up their mess, leave a note threaten to clean it up with their toothbrush on their front door for everyone to see. What a bunch of fucken pigs.
-NAte
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One addition: Leave a note threatening to clean it up next time with their toothbrush - the same way you cleaned it up last time [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Actually, DO clean it up with their toothbrush, but instead of telling them, just put the toothbrush back and put a note underneath it, so when they're finished brushing their teeth they'll find out that the funny taste didn't come from their new brand of Colgate. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
You guys are hilarious. They seem completely oblivious to their behavior...I left that note about players with smaller bats stepping closer to the plate; I think they thought it was a joke. They left their boxers in the bathroom...time to take a piss.
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