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  • #16
    Re: Suitemates\' bathroom behavior

    Hit 'em with a firehose








    while they're in there [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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    • #17
      Re: Suitemates\' bathroom behavior

      Put some droplets of mace extract on the 6 or 7 pieces of toiletpaper that are going to used next or something clear and and extremely hot.

      Next time they use the toilet they'll feel it, trust me. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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      • #18
        Re: Suitemates\' bathroom behavior

        It was in Darwin's "Origin of the Species". There is a direct spilt between "neat people" and "slobs". It is both an inherited trait and an allowance from the parents to let the "little bastards" do anything that they want to do. The "normal" kids piss on everything and make a general mess of things. The "other" branch is anal retentive and they have to clean it up. Take that, MOM!!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
        I am a true ass set to this board.

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        • #19
          Re: Suitemates\' bathroom behavior

          These are actually some excellent ideas...though the only thing is I have no way of preventing them from coming into my room from the bathroom. The doors lock from the inside. So any ideas that involved going into their room would cross a border I don't want crossed. Otherwise, I think removing the toilet seat, the entire toilet, or hanging a bag of all the shit I have to clean up on their door are the best ideas right now. Also the sign idea was hilarious, too. I also always admired the electrically-savvy people who could wire up a battery to electrocute them. Will mace extract really burn your skin?

          Cheers,
          Nick

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          • #20
            Re: Suitemates\' bathroom behavior

            Or you could smear some Icy Hot on the toilet seat...Think about how close your face has to be to that seat to remove it before you condsider it...I think your best bet is to embarrass them rather than create an opportunity for vengance upon yourself...
            Bon Jovi is like a frozen Coca Cola.. It's cool, it's crunchy, but when all is said and done it is still pop....

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            • #21
              Re: Suitemates\' bathroom behavior

              not Icy Hot, Atomic Balm
              Remember, Wherever you go,.. there you are

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              • #22
                Re: Suitemates\' bathroom behavior

                They will smell mace...How about spiking their shampoo with Nair??
                Bon Jovi is like a frozen Coca Cola.. It's cool, it's crunchy, but when all is said and done it is still pop....

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                • #23
                  Re: Suitemates\' bathroom behavior

                  Next time they dont clean up their mess, leave a note threaten to clean it up with their toothbrush on their front door for everyone to see. What a bunch of fucken pigs.

                  -NAte
                  Insert annoying equipment list here....

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                  • #24
                    Re: Suitemates\' bathroom behavior

                    Kick all their asses- it's the best thing for them.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Suitemates\' bathroom behavior

                      [ QUOTE ]
                      These are actually some excellent ideas...though the only thing is I have no way of preventing them from coming into my room from the bathroom. The doors lock from the inside. So any ideas that involved going into their room would cross a border I don't want crossed. Otherwise, I think removing the toilet seat, the entire toilet, or hanging a bag of all the shit I have to clean up on their door are the best ideas right now. Also the sign idea was hilarious, too. I also always admired the electrically-savvy people who could wire up a battery to electrocute them. Will mace extract really burn your skin?

                      Cheers,
                      Nick

                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      Your skin, that's ok, your ass, that's a different story altogether. Ever ate very hot burritos? My point exactly. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Suitemates\' bathroom behavior

                        Put Vaseline on the doorknob so they can't escape from their own mess back to their lair!
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                        • #27
                          Re: Suitemates\' bathroom behavior

                          [ QUOTE ]
                          Next time they dont clean up their mess, leave a note threaten to clean it up with their toothbrush on their front door for everyone to see. What a bunch of fucken pigs.

                          -NAte

                          [/ QUOTE ]

                          One addition: Leave a note threatening to clean it up next time with their toothbrush - the same way you cleaned it up last time [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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                          • #28
                            Re: Suitemates\' bathroom behavior

                            [ QUOTE ]
                            [ QUOTE ]
                            Next time they dont clean up their mess, leave a note threaten to clean it up with their toothbrush on their front door for everyone to see. What a bunch of fucken pigs.

                            -NAte

                            [/ QUOTE ]

                            One addition: Leave a note threatening to clean it up next time with their toothbrush - the same way you cleaned it up last time [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

                            [/ QUOTE ]

                            Actually, DO clean it up with their toothbrush, but instead of telling them, just put the toothbrush back and put a note underneath it, so when they're finished brushing their teeth they'll find out that the funny taste didn't come from their new brand of Colgate. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Suitemates\' bathroom behavior

                              Take a steaming dump on their pillows. See how they like THAT. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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                              • #30
                                Re: Suitemates\' bathroom behavior

                                You guys are hilarious. They seem completely oblivious to their behavior...I left that note about players with smaller bats stepping closer to the plate; I think they thought it was a joke. They left their boxers in the bathroom...time to take a piss.

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