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    When I had my Tabby I wanted to try this; I never got the chance before he died. Check out this book

    How to Toilet-Train Your Cat in 21 days
    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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    Re: Toilet train your cat

    I've heard you can teach dogs that too, but I've never found a book on it... I don't own a dog now so I really haven't looked very hard. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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    • #3
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      Sorry dudes. That is just awful. The wood seat will smell. The cat will play with the toilet paper and get it everywhere. And the little pussy won't flush. And, if it did, what would happen if Boots got his friggen tail caught as the water went down the loo? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
      I am a true ass set to this board.

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      • #4
        Re: Toilet train your cat

        It's a little-known fact that legendary jazz bassist Charles Mingus was an authority on cat toilet training. Here's his method:

        http://www.mingusmingusmingus.com/Mi..._training.html

        His cat had a cool name, too: Nightlife. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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        • #5
          Re: Toilet train your cat

          There's a teacher at my school who has like 10 cats and one of them is toilet trained. It's funny cause she's all old and unmarried.
          If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table.

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            [ QUOTE ]
            There's a teacher at my school who has like 10 cats and one of them is toilet trained. It's funny cause she's all old and unmarried.

            [/ QUOTE ] That says it all. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            I am a true ass set to this board.

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            • #7
              Re: Toilet train your cat

              A friend of mine has a skunk that's toilet trained. That is the coolest pet I've ever seen.
              My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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                Re: Toilet train your cat

                [ QUOTE ]
                There's a teacher at my school who has like 10 cats and one of them is toilet trained. It's funny cause she's all old and unmarried.

                [/ QUOTE ]

                The cat or the teacher?

                Ba dum psshhhh! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                • #9
                  Re: Toilet train your cat

                  [ QUOTE ]
                  The cat or the teacher?

                  [/ QUOTE ]

                  [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Well I know the cat is... I'm hopiing the teacher is too.
                  If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Toilet train your cat

                    Ah, you go for the mature ladies eh.... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]





                    You cad you [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Toilet train your cat

                      Urge to puke rising... I just thought it was funny that she's the stereotypical crazy old lady with a bunch of cats.
                      If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Toilet train your cat

                        My cat would just swim in the bowl. We have to close the bathroom door. He loves water and will jump into the tub with you.
                        Remember, Wherever you go,.. there you are

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