Stupid Pirate Joke

[Jack The Riffer]

There was this Pirate, he had a steering wheel attached to his wang. When he went into the bar nearby, the bartender said to him "hey there, you have a steering wheel attached to your wang!" The Pirate replied, "Argh, it's driving me nuts!"

[YetAnotherOne]

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this some kind of fucking joke?"

[Budman68]

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The Pirate replied, "Argh, it's driving me nuts!"

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<font color="aqua">I needed that right now ......... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] </font>

[StukaJU87]

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The Pirate replied, "Argh, it's driving me nuts!"

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<font color="aqua">I needed that right now ......... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] </font>

[/ QUOTE ] Why, so you will know what to say when people notice the steering wheel on your wang? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Dreamland_Rebel]

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what's a pirate's favorite type of movie...


rated Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[nateb]

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Priest and a Rabbi walking down the street. Priest spots a bunch of kids at the end of the street and says "Hey! Lets go fuck those kids." Rabbi turns to the priest and says "Out of what?"

Sorry if you have heard it.

-Nate

[thurston]

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There's a penguin driving driving down the highway. As he approaches this small town his engine starts making a ton of noise and blowing out smoke. He's able to limp to a service station. The mechanic on duty says he can get to the car pretty quickly, and tells the penguin he can wait across the street at Dairy Queen.

The Penguin heads over to the DQ and orders the biggest ice cream cone they sell. He's a bit homesick and the ice cream reminds him of Antarctica. Penguins don't have hands so as he's eating the cone, ice cream is getting everywhere.

After a half hour or so, he waddles back to the auto shop to see what the story is.

The mechanic rolls out from underneath the car, looks at the penguin and says "Looks like you just blew a seal"

The penguin looks a bit confused, shakes his head and says, "No, No, I was just eating some ice cream".

[RacerX]

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groan! [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ripley156]

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A termite walks into a bar and says "Is the bartender here?
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[yabba]

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what's a pirate's favorite type of movie...


rated Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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what's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?

arrrrgyle!

[blindmuddy]

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A pirate walks into a Baaaarrrrrrr,
OUCH!

[Newc]

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A Pirate and a Priest are comparing their life-objectives. The Pirate says "I just want to plunder as much booty as I can 'fore I die", and the Priest says "Me too"

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[tonemonster]

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please more pirate jokes, those rock!!!

[mm2002]

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A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by a policeman. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the officer. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Let's see you do it." The juggler gets out of the car and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully. A couple driving by slows down to watch.
"Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the tests they're giving now!"

[RacerX]

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Another oldie:

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."