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  • #16
    Re: Stupid Pirate Joke

    a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"
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    • #17
      Re: Stupid Pirate Joke

      This one's for Ace:

      What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
















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      • #18
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        What's a pirate's favorite place for breakfast?











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        • #19
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          these pirate jokes rule, keep em comin!
          "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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          • #20
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            What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
            8 Pirates!
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            • #21
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              anymore???
              "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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              • #22
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                This guy is driving through Texas and sees a sign "Mexia, Texas 5 miles".
                After about 5 miles he thinks to himself, I am hungry. He pulls into a Dairy Queen. He walks in and walks up the lady at the register and says say, how do you pronounce the name of this place?

                She looks at him funny and says "Dayyyuree Qweeen"



                Oh, and he was a pirate too....
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                • #23
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                  Oh, and he was a pirate too....

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                  AWESOME Pirate joke!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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                  • #24
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                    A pollster asks a couple pirates "What's your favorite TV cartoon show?"

                    Pirate #1: "South Parrrrrrrrrrk!"

                    Pirate #2: "Aye, we love farrrrrrrrrrrt jokes!"















                    I wrote that one meself!
                    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                    • #25
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                      Alright, I just watched the pirate convention vidoe and that got me all into pirate humor again. Lets hear some more stupid pirate jokes!! I dont care how dumb they are, they are still fukkin funny!!!!


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