Hilarious thread on another forum!

[ChrisRocksUSA]

http://www.mustangworld.com/forums/s...6&page=1&pp=20

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here are some of the highlights for those of you that don't want to read through all of it

I have been with this girl for about a month, and I like her a lot. We havn't had sex but we have oral all the time, she waxxes her cooch so it's nice and smooth, which is good - but when I look a bit further south she has the biggest ass-bush I have ever seen. Why don't girls finish the job if they are already trimming the cooch, do they forget they have other areas left over? Anyways I wanna know the best way to get her to do it without hurting her feelings or having her get pissed off.

Originally Posted by Mark01FL
No but I enjoy doing the 69, and when I'm doing the 69 and the girl is ontop of me, my tongue is in the cooter, and my nose tends to get buried in her pooper. I'm a normal human being so I need to breathe air while I'm doing this. This tends to cause a suction of anal-hair into my nasal canals which creates one HELL of an itchy nose.