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Re: Ha! What kind of a moron shoots their friends?
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I guess it's now PC to shoot people. I can see it now, "Honest, officer, there was this gigantic animal and I turned around and shot." "How was I supposed to know it was a friend of mine?" [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]I am a true ass set to this board.Comment
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[img]/images/graemlins/rant.gif[/img] Duhhh
Finger outside of trigger guard until ready to fire...."Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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hunting accidents are nothing new people [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] They happen all the timeshawnlutz.comComment
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Yup, they happen all the time.
And the idiot liberal media making it seem like he did it on purpose.Comment
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"The bullet entered behind his right ear, came out his chin and lodged in his left forearm"
Can you say OUCH!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.Comment
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one of my partners shot another cop in the ass with our 870 12 gauge..oops!
Glad it wasn't me..he was following his partner upstairs on a building search ..tripped up the stairs and shot his partner in the buttock..just a few pellets embedded in his cheek..
he's OK..so it's funny now...Oh man, I'm sure he's still hearing about that one and that was over ten years ago..
In fact, if you knew these dicks you'd be laughing as much as I am right now.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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damn 12 guage in the ass!!? what kind of load was it?Comment
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"The bullet entered behind his right ear, came out his chin and lodged in his left forearm"
Can you say OUCH!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
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That's like one o them there magic bullets! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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OO buck..just grazed him...tore a hole in his pants and there wasn't that much blood..he screamed obscenities two octaves higher for about half an hour and speaking in tongues...I was there telling him to be cool and trying not to laugh...of course I did laugh and then he screamed at me..that's OK..I couldn't help it..
just a year before that Dave the one that got shot almost killed us at one crime scene..with a sawed off..he must have seen this shit on Columbo or some shit...He went to the shotgun in the middle of the street and puts a pencil in the trigger guard so he wouldn't get his prints on it..then BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
It was aimed at about five of us..we all scattered, screaming like girls..it didn't hit anything..no house or nothing we saw..
I told him payback's a bitch huh..?? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Hey, what are friends for.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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"The bullet entered behind his right ear, came out his chin and lodged in his left forearm"
Can you say OUCH!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
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That's like one o them there magic bullets! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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It was really two bullets... grassy knoll man check out the grassy knoll. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]-RickComment
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I dated a girl with a grassy knoll..well it was back in the 70's. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I dated a girl with a grassy knoll..well it was back in the 70's. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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I prefer a manicured lawn myself, but grassy knolls can be fun. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]-RickComment
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BillZHijack [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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