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  • #16
    Re: Ha! What kind of a moron shoots their friends

    in the 70's manicured lawns wasn't really an option... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    a lot of gaging on some short and curlies back in the day...you know the kind that stick way back there on the tounsils...kquaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw....kquaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wwwwww.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    Knoll... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #17
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      I know...I know...I been up for like 72 hours...so I'm a little more delerious than usual...

      go on with the shooting.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #18
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        "Nothing says love like a bullet in the head..."

        Brought to you by the national firearms society...

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        • #19
          Re: Ha! What kind of a moron shoots their friends?

          [ QUOTE ]
          Yup, they happen all the time.

          And the idiot liberal media making it seem like he did it on purpose.

          [/ QUOTE ]

          Where'd you come up with that? I've seen the media hit him hard for not exactly being forthcoming with the details in a timely manner but not once have I heard anyone even elude that it was done on purpose.
          I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

          - Newc

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          • #20
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            Follow by example I guess... [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] Our Vice President did it. By the way, it's the craziest thing to hear on the news "our vice president shot his hunting partner". People talk about it, but it's so funny and embarrassing to hear it on the news. Shit happens, no matter who you are I guess

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            • #21
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              I thought this said "What kind of Mormon ..."
              ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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              • #22
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                Sitting on the news was a real bad move, but as for the guy who was shot, I sympathize, but when you leave a group of hunters to get your quail and then return, you announce yourself to the bunch of other armed folks you're out there with. He probably didn't want to spook the quails too soon but now he knows what's more important.

                Cheney fucked up not reporting it right away, but the accident is no more his fault than Whittington's. Shit happens on hunting trips - one reason I avoid them.
                Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                • #23
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                  OO buck..just grazed him...tore a hole in his pants and there wasn't that much blood..he screamed obscenities two octaves higher for about half an hour and speaking in tongues...I was there telling him to be cool and trying not to laugh...of course I did laugh and then he screamed at me..that's OK..I couldn't help it..

                  [/ QUOTE ]

                  [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                  • #24
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                    My Dad shot me point blank in the face witha 22. cal tear gas gun ..in the middle of a huge jam packed Gun Show.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    Both me and my dad actually thought it was a 22.cal bullet..it was loaded and on a display table..He picked it up and pulled the trigger..BOOOOM right in my eye.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    People ran for cover QUICK..I was screaminmg like "ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHAAArrrrgggg myyyyyyy face"..and then started choking on the tear gas...which was relieveing.. because I thought it was a bullet..so did everbody else..whew.

                    My dad was crying and screamin'..which I never really saw before...and I was rushed to the hospital..I had gun powder embedded in my right eye they had to get out with tweezers.

                    Yeah, I sued the Gun show for leaving a loaded weapon on a display table..My coke head lawyer didn't follow thru in time..So, my new friend lawyer sued that lawyer..and gave me a couple grand right out of his pocket...No I didn't give any to my dad...He shot me in the face!!

                    I still give him shit about that one!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                    Go on with the shootin'!

                    See, "shit happens"..My pop shot me in the face! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    Fuck, that hurt! [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #25
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                      Bill, are you sure your last name is not Addams?
                      I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

                      - Newc

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                      • #26
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                        Hmmmm... Come to think of it, I've never seenthem in the same place together....

                        Fester:


                        Bill:

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                        • #27
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                          I tried that light bulb thing...it doesnt work..!!!!!!

                          Hey now John...I wouldn't talk..hehe..with you standing next to me with look like bookends.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #28
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                            Hmmm... Maybe to the casual observer... Just cuz we both shave our heads...

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                            • #29
                              Re: Ha! What kind of a moron shoots their friends?

                              [ QUOTE ]
                              Yup, they happen all the time.

                              And the idiot liberal media making it seem like he did it on purpose.

                              [/ QUOTE ]

                              Yup, agree. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

                              I think Cheney 'accidentally' shot the wrong a-hole. I watched a Senator Biden from PA last night go into a, "this is why Cheney is so secretive" speech. Made me want to throw up.

                              I'm waiting for Teddy to say something, cause you know he has a lot of room to talk.

                              Maybe the conservatives can question his driving techniques. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                              Occupation: Department Director for the Department of Redundancy Department

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                              • #30
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                                Ummm..Yeah John...put your pic next to my old mustachioed avatar...but just are heads...two fuzzy cue balls.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                                we are adorable tho... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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