Apologies to Emthrax or any other ladies that read this. I am really not a chauvanist, but I know this post can be construed as such:
So -
I'm out at the bar tonight with some guys I used to work with (transferred back to the company I used to work for - started there at age 22, left when I was 30, back after a 5 1/2 year absence)
Well - they came up with nickname Wayniac when I was younger and a bit more foolhardy, and REALLY intense. For some reason, they wanted to see if I was still as nutty as I used to be ... the guys ranged from age 22 to about my age (I'm 36, they were about 38 or so)
Tonight, there was this GORGEOUS blonde there... and I always had game, even though I really don't have looks. She is 31, looks 25, KILLER bod, cute face - like a cross between Jenny McCarthy and Elizabeth Shue, with a touch of Carmen Diaz (eyes) mixed in.... The kind of girl I haven't been with since I was single many moons ago... ( I have a live-in girlfriend)
Anyway - guys are crawling all over her all night - I was kind of blowing her off - cordial, but that was about it. Soft glove/distant worked...
By the end of the night she is pretty much exclusively talking to me, etc... had a REAL good shot
Anyway - since I have a GREAT girl at home (who else would let their guy go on a tour with Caffery and put up with my shit - buying gear, going out with the guys,etc??) , I basically was playing along, got a nice peck or 2... then I sort of came to my senses (though I REALLY would have liked to have been single and waking up at her place tomorrow)...
Anyway - she was showing her TINY red lace thong.. and I knew where the "line" was.. but it was when I decided I needed to step across the LINE and make some distance- I had to say " Nice thong - take it off and let me guess what you had for lunch!!" lol [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] She had NO sense of humor [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/rant.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/stupid.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img]
Basically, at that point, I was done (knew it before I said it).... [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img].
Sad thing - I really didn't give a shit ! Had I been single and trying, i would've been WAY more laid back about it.. always time to close the deal, even if it takes weeks or months.. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] But I had nothing at stake and couldn't leave there with her anyway.I'll flirt, but won't cheat. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
I guess my question is - why the hell would I intentionally derail myself like that?? Am I FINALLY growing up? WTF is wrong with me?
All I hear in my head these days is old school "yea, you really thought this out - one vagina for the rest of your life"
Am I done?!?! [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]
So -
I'm out at the bar tonight with some guys I used to work with (transferred back to the company I used to work for - started there at age 22, left when I was 30, back after a 5 1/2 year absence)
Well - they came up with nickname Wayniac when I was younger and a bit more foolhardy, and REALLY intense. For some reason, they wanted to see if I was still as nutty as I used to be ... the guys ranged from age 22 to about my age (I'm 36, they were about 38 or so)
Tonight, there was this GORGEOUS blonde there... and I always had game, even though I really don't have looks. She is 31, looks 25, KILLER bod, cute face - like a cross between Jenny McCarthy and Elizabeth Shue, with a touch of Carmen Diaz (eyes) mixed in.... The kind of girl I haven't been with since I was single many moons ago... ( I have a live-in girlfriend)
Anyway - guys are crawling all over her all night - I was kind of blowing her off - cordial, but that was about it. Soft glove/distant worked...
By the end of the night she is pretty much exclusively talking to me, etc... had a REAL good shot
Anyway - since I have a GREAT girl at home (who else would let their guy go on a tour with Caffery and put up with my shit - buying gear, going out with the guys,etc??) , I basically was playing along, got a nice peck or 2... then I sort of came to my senses (though I REALLY would have liked to have been single and waking up at her place tomorrow)...
Anyway - she was showing her TINY red lace thong.. and I knew where the "line" was.. but it was when I decided I needed to step across the LINE and make some distance- I had to say " Nice thong - take it off and let me guess what you had for lunch!!" lol [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] She had NO sense of humor [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/rant.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/stupid.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img]
Basically, at that point, I was done (knew it before I said it).... [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img].
Sad thing - I really didn't give a shit ! Had I been single and trying, i would've been WAY more laid back about it.. always time to close the deal, even if it takes weeks or months.. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] But I had nothing at stake and couldn't leave there with her anyway.I'll flirt, but won't cheat. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
I guess my question is - why the hell would I intentionally derail myself like that?? Am I FINALLY growing up? WTF is wrong with me?
All I hear in my head these days is old school "yea, you really thought this out - one vagina for the rest of your life"
Am I done?!?! [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]
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