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  • #2
    Re: who jerks it in a dorm shower?

    You should see the shower stalls on an Aircraft Carrier [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

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    • #3
      Re: who jerks it in a dorm shower?

      Knock-knock

      wHo is it?

      Campus police, step away from the towel immediatley!!

      Put your hands up where we can semen.......i mean see them.

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      • #4
        Re: who jerks it in a dorm shower?

        That's bullshit. I don't think it's possible to clog plumbing with semen. Not to mention it would be entirely impractical to hunt down the culprits with a DNA sample. What're they going to do, test everyone until they find out who matches? Besides, let's pretend it were possible to clog lines with semen, that can't all be from one dude. They'd have to go through a whole jungle of manjuice, yadda yadda yadda...

        No worries people, it's still safe to jerk it in your dorm showers.

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        • #5
          Re: who jerks it in a dorm shower?

          I think this qualifies for the most disgusting topic I've seen here thus far! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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          • #6
            Re: who jerks it in a dorm shower?

            "What's for dinner Ma ?"
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            • #7
              Re: who jerks it in a dorm shower?

              I never lived in a dorm in undergrad. But I did have a towel next to my bed that could stand up on its own.

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              • #8
                Re: who jerks it in a dorm shower?

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                • #9
                  Re: who jerks it in a dorm shower?

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                  I don't think it's possible to clog plumbing with semen.

                  [/ QUOTE ]

                  I think it is, when sperm contacts with water it kinda hydrogenates, so instead of liquid body juice you have a some kinda of a tallow [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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                  • #10
                    Re: who jerks it in a dorm shower?

                    [ QUOTE ]
                    That's bullshit. I don't think it's possible to clog plumbing with semen. Not to mention it would be entirely impractical to hunt down the culprits with a DNA sample. What're they going to do, test everyone until they find out who matches? Besides, let's pretend it were possible to clog lines with semen, that can't all be from one dude. They'd have to go through a whole jungle of manjuice, yadda yadda yadda...

                    No worries people, it's still safe to jerk it in your dorm showers.

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                    • #11
                      Re: who jerks it in a dorm shower?

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                      I don't think it's possible to clog plumbing with semen.

                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      Well, maybe it's not possible for you but .... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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                      • #12
                        Re: who jerks it in a dorm shower?

                        Why would you need to jerk off in college anyway with all those horny chicks around?....willing to do basically anything!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: who jerks it in a dorm shower?

                          10% of the guys get 90% of the play. The rest talk a lot of shit & take it out on the plumbing. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                          • #14
                            Re: who jerks it in a dorm shower?

                            Yeah, with all those chicks in college, my kids wouldn't be swimming in a shower!
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                            • #15
                              Re: who jerks it in a dorm shower?

                              LOL I never did that. only in the room!

                              and yeah there were plenty chicks that you could hook up with SOMEBODY for chrissakes. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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