wanna pick up girls easily? check this out...

[Endrik]

...this is great, an instruction from 1975 [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

http://www.hydeparkrecords.net/files...picking_up.htm

[Cleveland Metal]

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Man, wish I'd have had that then... hehe...

[1trussell]

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The one on the bottom left corner with the boobs, I'd hit that.

[L]

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Her breasts are simply magnificant. Oh, for simpler times.

[horns666]

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I find a good way to pick up chicks is this..

establish to others that you are a great, funny guy (even if you're married)..and ignore the babe that all the dudes always hit on constantly..

I find that most girls want what other gilrs like or have..if other girls like you..then the one that gets all the attention will try to get yours..and when she does try..take it in stride..like "whatever"..tell her something silly and move on..it drives them NUTS!

Girls like THAT are NOT used to that treatment..they seem to fall for it..

My own little experiment of the female condition.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Even the most hardcore feminist become mush at my bullshit...I always tell them how pretty they look, or how nice their hair is, or they smell nice..that hard shell of theirs will melt...I always tell them stuff like .."you should wear a skirt more often you look nice"..it works..

But not if you are a fugly bastard...then its sexual harrasement! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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[img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] sorry! I just could not resist!

This was hilarious ...

"Use it's techniques and you will later HAVE SEX WITH HUMAN BEINGS. Then, send us snacks and money."

[horns666]

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Emmy that's a pretty dress you have on...you should wear that more often...

you look awesome!

[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Deneb]

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picking up girls is pretty easy. I'm going to sum it up.

Queens want to be treated like whores.
Whores want to be treated like queens.
If that don't work, ignore them. Women love what they can't have.

That's just a joke, a friend of mine, his uncle says that.

Seriously. Just be yourself, listen to what they have to say, and don't try to hard, and you should be okay.

[horns666]

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My uncle used to say..

"Knock 'em down and punch 'em in the pants"..

I never thought that would work..hmmmm... [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Wayniac]

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Women love when you notice all the time they spend looking good, and notice their outfits. Here are some examples:
"Oh my - that dress looks stunning! Think it wouold look nearly as good crumpled on the floor next to my bed??" or
"Nice shoes - wanna f**k?!?!" always works wonders ! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
j/k

[Emthrax]

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Emmy that's a pretty dress you have on...you should wear that more often...

you look awesome!

[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Okay, yeah, that works! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[tonemonster]

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I think Bill hit the nail on the head with this topic, spot on!

[horns666]

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well of course I did..

pssssssst guys most girls like confidence..even tho most of it is bullshit! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

High Sista Emmy..I love you! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[len]

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The one on the bottom left corner with the boobs, I'd hit that.

[/ QUOTE ]

hey ...thats my grandma your talkin about!!!

[Newc]

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However, if you're more into laughs at any expense, say to any woman you know or see on a regular basis like at work "Wait. Turn to the side just a minute" and then look her up and down with a puzzled look on your face (not the sleazy look, but the "there's something different about you but I can't quite place it" look).
Then say "You puttin' on weight?"

Then run away laughing [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Like I said, works best with chicks you're friends with. Doing it to a random dame is NOT advised [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

No guarantee you'll get some, but if you know she's got a sense of humor, she'll at least get the joke and won't kill you [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Another good one is if someone (female) comes around your workplace taking up money for this or that (co-worker's birthday gift/card/meal from "the gang" or some such), once they've got all the money together, say to them "You know, right now you're the kind of woman I've always dreamed of: one with more money than brains" then run away laughing.
If she's a friend, she'll take the joke. If she's a tard, she'll take it seriously, so you gotta kinda know what type of jokes they can and canot take beforehand.