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  • #16
    Re: wanna pick up girls easily? check this out...

    Newc.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    well I make it clear to all women that I'm a retard..that way there is no surprise.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    women can't resist lovable retards..I can do that!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #17
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      I always try to guess what kind of a person the girl is I'm hitting on, I use humour and "interesting" talk on cool and smart girls, if the girls is stupid and don't have any sense of humour then I'll act like some important badass mofo.
      I'm usually guessing right.
      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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      • #18
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        In my neighborhood, you just offer them money, and they get in your car... Seems easy enough... Hehehe...

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        • #19
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          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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          • #20
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            And if you live in Vice City, you can run them over when they leave the car and get your money back [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

            What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again later [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

            The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

            My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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            • #21
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              "In my neighborhood, you just offer them money, and they get in your car... Seems easy enough... Hehehe..."

              YES, and in some neighborhoods..you can have it all for two dollars..Strawberry...get your Strawberries..!!!!

              well you get what you pay for..and the STDs are FREE!!!!

              Lets do the math..at two bucks a head (pun intended)..that's 10 heads for 1 rock...what a deal.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              In Cleveland, there is even coupons for a dollar off in the Sunday paper!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #22
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                [ QUOTE ]
                What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again later

                [/ QUOTE ]


                They don't wash them here from what I hear...

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                • #23
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                  All it takes is confidence. When you exude confidence, girls WILL respond. Also, when you have an active sex life you produce pheromones that will attract the opposite sex. It is much easier to get action if you are already getting action. This is also why it can be tough to break a dry slump.

                  If all else fails, drive a nice car, wear a nice suit and wear a WEDDING RING. I swear, a freaking wedding ring is like a chick magnet....don't know why.

                  Mike
                  Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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                  • #24
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                    [ QUOTE ]
                    I find a good way to pick up chicks is this..

                    establish to others that you are a great, funny guy (even if you're married)..and ignore the babe that all the dudes always hit on constantly..

                    I find that most girls want what other gilrs like or have..if other girls like you..then the one that gets all the attention will try to get yours..and when she does try..take it in stride..like "whatever"..tell her something silly and move on..it drives them NUTS!

                    [/ QUOTE ]

                    Exactly!!!! One of your most powerful weapons a guy can have - get the nice looking chick jealous of the other girls...hehehehehehehehehehehe!!! I use to do that all of the time!!!

                    Also have an "I don't give a shit attitude" - but you really have to have it - you can't just think it - I mean you really have to have it.

                    I am attatched now but I picked up about 200 chicks when I was in college - in about 7 years. Humor is also quality that will take you a long way which means you have to be relaxed around the good looking chicks ie. getting back to the I don't give a shit attitude.

                    It's the human condition - girls want what they can't have. Believe me there are a million fish in the sea - if one doesn't like you go on to the next.

                    Slight little insults - not huge ones. Good looking chicks are not use to that either. Something like "Hey those shoes look like something Dorthy wore in the Wizard of Oz...no their cute and all... their just a little pointy thats all... hehehehehehehehe!!!! I'd be cracking up inside!
                    Have a good time with the subtle insults.

                    This kind of stuff use to work so well for me I had a ton of confidence - almost an I can't lose attitude. I would go down and sit with a full table of girls never having met them and just say "hi girls" and go from there. I didn't care. If they did not like me screw 'um. Just go on till you find one that likes you - its a numbers game like sales.

                    Damn I'm giving away all my secrets.
                    PLAY TILL U DIE !!!

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                    • #25
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                      Matt you must be a sad & lonely Monkey beater [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      I'm gonna have to agree with Billz here. as for the add the Asian Girl has my vote what a surprise [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      According To The Prophecy

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                      • #26
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                        Women approach me and start conversations for no reason whatsoever. I'll just be standing around, minding my own business, licking my eyebrows, whatever. Here they come.
                        [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
                        Member - National Sarcasm Society

                        "Oh, sure. Like we need your support."

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                        • #27
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                          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]....with humor like this you guys should have pussy falling out of your pockets..

                          I had my share...never had a prob getting the girlies..I got that kinda charm! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          The older I'm getting the younger my "fans" are getting...I feel like a dirty 'ol man..I am...I am a dirty ol' man..and I love it!!

                          I was a good lookin' kid..a strapping young lad..Italian boy...I didn't get this kind of attention then...must be the confidence..I guess since I'm not going to "cheat"..there's no pressure..

                          The wedding Ring thing is right, but I don't wear mine...what is even better is having your wife or girlfreind with you...Girls LOVE the competiton..just to see if they could get you!!

                          I must admit..I never cheated on my wife...20 years..but I do enjoy the attention...oh yes I do..to me, I'm satisfied just knowing I could bag a babe..then I go home and take it out on the wife..who is a babe..

                          I found the REAL key to success with girls..is that I talk to them like one of the guys..just like you talk to your best friend..joking, talking dirty, the sillyness just flows like the morning goo..I mean dew!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          I had a good lookin' female partner..we had "oral" sex in the zone car..not REAL oral sex..but she told me everything she would like to do with me for like two hours...I almost got into a hard on collision...I needed a cigerette after we talked..as soon as she met my wife..she flat out asked me.."so when are we going to F---"..as I was waiving goodbye to the wife..what a slut!!

                          I love it!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #28
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                            [ QUOTE ]
                            ....hard on collision...

                            [/ QUOTE ]

                            So was this a Freudian slip or intentional?
                            [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            Member - National Sarcasm Society

                            "Oh, sure. Like we need your support."

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                            • #29
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                              Eh I've been told that in the US, being French is a chick magnet. Should I move there? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] People think I'm American here and it does NOT work.

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                              • #30
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                                [ QUOTE ]
                                Eh I've been told that in the US, being French is a chick magnet. Should I move there? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] People think I'm American here and it does NOT work.

                                [/ QUOTE ]

                                Being foreign is generally a turn on anywhere...except maybe Japan.

                                When I was in London I needed a cattle prod to keep the girls off. Of course, I was 16 and I looked damn good. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                                Mike
                                Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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