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  • #31
    Re: wanna pick up girls easily? check this out...

    That may be the problem, I'm 19 and I don't [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    I should wear a beret and baguette I think. Oh and FINALLY get a French accent. That could help.

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    • #32
      Re: wanna pick up girls easily? check this out...

      Chicks dig accents...

      but shave your balls for pete sake.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      BTW...that "hard on" pun was totaly intentional and very true!!

      I was steering the zone car with my pud!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #33
        Re: wanna pick up girls easily? check this out...

        You guys are making me regret not having one [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        That's it it's decided. Starting tonight I fake a French accent.

        Edit: And wear a mask!

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        • #34
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          [/ QUOTE ] except maybe Japan.

          [/ QUOTE ]

          I don't know about that? When I was in Japan I was a Hit! ofcourse I was the tallest guy in the country & american so I guess that helped plus my hair was down past my ass. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          According To The Prophecy

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          • #35
            Re: wanna pick up girls easily? check this out...

            Go Italian...we are known for our shoe size!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #36
              Re: wanna pick up girls easily? check this out...

              Italian girls...mhmmm I always had a thing for them.

              Go French! We are known for... damnit i'm so opening myself up to jokes here. But we ARE known for being the best lovers out there. At least more romantic than Italians, without the shades and without loving our Mammas so much [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] heheh sorry dude

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              • #37
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                Oh Chicks like either LONG hair dudes..or totally bald dudes..

                so if your in between...umm..go one way or the other.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #38
                  Re: wanna pick up girls easily? check this out...

                  hehhehee but we have the biggest precent of hotties ehehehee
                  I'm just me and I get what I want eheeehee
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                  • #39
                    Re: wanna pick up girls easily? check this out...

                    [ QUOTE ]
                    hehhehee but we have the biggest precent of hotties ehehehee
                    I'm just me and I get what I want eheeehee

                    [/ QUOTE ]

                    Dude, I know you don't get a news show over there called 60 Minutes. But this last Sunday night they did a story on the outcry in the Muslim world over the comics in Danish papers. Let me tell you, I think Denmark may have the lock on the hottest chicks.

                    Smoking.

                    Mike
                    Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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                    • #40
                      Re: wanna pick up girls easily? check this out...

                      no but Denmark is cool in the summer, those beach areas, all the chicks are naked
                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                      • #41
                        Re: wanna pick up girls easily? check this out...

                        [ QUOTE ]
                        no but Denmark is cool in the summer, those beach areas, all the chicks are naked

                        [/ QUOTE ]

                        Endrik, I demand PICS.

                        I want to see some pictures of your local wildlife. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                        Mike
                        Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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                        • #42
                          Re: wanna pick up girls easily? check this out...

                          well I actually do have some respect for all the girls, I can't post anything without their premission ya know.
                          Heck I just lost a xxx home video some weeks ago.
                          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                          • #43
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                            Mee Too!!

                            I was watching National Geographic last week...African womens with those big brown jigglies..and flapjack slapularies.. [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

                            Well, that's all I had to beat to with when I was young..this was before I discovered Playboy..C'mon I was 3!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #44
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                              [ QUOTE ]
                              well I actually do have some respect for all the girls, I can't post anything without their premission ya know.
                              Heck I just lost a xxx home video some weeks ago.

                              [/ QUOTE ]

                              They can have clothes on you know!!

                              I just want to see what these girlies look like. Nothing too risque' is required. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                              Mike
                              Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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                              • #45
                                Re: wanna pick up girls easily? check this out...

                                ah, so you just want to see picks to have some overview what kind of women we have?
                                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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