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  • Another media screw up: $365MM Powerball lottery

    All the media outlets said that there was one winner of Friday's Powerball lottery in Nebraska for $365 million.

    Well, as Fox News reporters gasped, they said that there was one person that bought the ticket (really?) and that it was shared between eight (8) people.

    Well, I feel better now that 8 people had to split it instead of just one person. No one person should have THAT much money, lol

    Now they each get only 15.5 million after taxes ('only'- yeah right.)

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    Re: Another media screw up: $365MM Powerball lotte

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    No one person should have THAT much money, lol

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    Bill Gates does!!!


    James

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    • #3
      Re: Another media screw up: $365MM Powerball lotte

      man, I would like to won 365 million dollars, or even more
      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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        Re: Another media screw up: $365MM Powerball lotte

        If I were to win, all JCF's get a free guitar!

        joe...
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        • #5
          Re: Another media screw up: $365MM Powerball lotte

          Just saw the interview of all the people on the news.

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            If I were to win, all JCF's get a free guitar!

            joe...

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            Does that include custom shop orders???? Just checking the fine print!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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            • #7
              Re: Another media screw up: $365MM Powerball lotte

              i read the names of the winners. i don't think any of them speak a bit of english and may be illegals.

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              • #8
                Re: Another media screw up: $365MM Powerball lotte

                No, but i own a Powerball amp. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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                  Re: Another media screw up: $365MM Powerball lotte

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                  If I were to win, all JCF's get a free guitar!

                  joe...

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                  Yep areed, and in addition to that, we all get airline tickets complete round trips paid for to meet and play em at Bill's pad. I think Bill would be a decent Host, don't you?
                  Peace, Love and Happieness and all that stuff...

                  "Anyone who tries to fling crap my way better have a really good crap flinger."

                  I personally do not care how it was built as long as it is a good playing/sounding instrument.

                  Yes, there's a bee in the pudding.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Another media screw up: $365MM Powerball lotte

                    One of the local UPS drivers told this one:
                    A few years back a UPS driver in Florida stopped at McDonald's for lunch and checked the newspaper to see what the Powerball numbers were, and they matched his ticket. He immediately calls the shop and says "Your truck's at McDonald's, see ya".
                    Wouldn't ya know the paper printed the wrong numbers and he didn't get squat [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    $70K a year job right out the window [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Another media screw up: $365MM Powerball lotte

                      Sounds like an urban legend there!

                      Yup, sounds too similar to this one:

                      http://www.snopes.com/love/betrayal/lottery.htm
                      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                      • #12
                        Re: Another media screw up: $365MM Powerball lotte

                        Some people are also just plain ol' retarded when it comes to money: http://articles.news.aol.com/news/ar...20165809990002

                        After winning $315 million in 2002, Jack Whittaker had several run-ins with the law, had $545,000 stolen at a strip bar, and lost his granddaughter to a drug overdose.

                        Juan Rodriguez had 78 cents in his savings account when he won $149 million in the New York state lottery in 2004. Days later, his wife Iris filed for divorce.

                        In 1998, Phyllis Klingebiel sued her son Michael over a portion of a $2 million dollar jackpot he won.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Another media screw up: $365MM Powerball lotte

                          Greed is the root of all evil!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Another media screw up: $365MM Powerball lotte

                            $365 Million pays $124 Million lump sum after taxes. Remember that the next time you hear someone say the Tax system is slanted towards the rich.

                            Matt

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