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    Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard
    > Minorities Hit Hardest
    >
    > by Brian Williams NBC 02/12/06
    >
    > As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow
    > continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims who
    > could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida.
    > Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum - so
    > essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in
    > stores undelivered.
    >
    > "Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out
    > to buy my damn lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his
    > living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be
    > spending it here on me?" Progressive blogs blasted the President for
    > his inaction. "We find the timing terribly suspicious - just as the
    > Domestic Spying hearings kick into high gear, what happens? A major
    > northeast Blizzard. Why now?" wrote blogger FUAmericaNBush2.
    >
    > Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty.
    > Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his
    > new medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sporting
    > activities of the glamorous super-rich in some exotic locale (random
    > choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing
    > snowstorms. "The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again.
    > I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation,
    > except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our
    > roads
    > and the President and Congress know that."
    >
    > Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already
    > are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered
    > underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the
    > Republicans.
    >
    > More breaking news......
    >
    > Al Sharpton demands an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white.
    >
    > Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware.
    >
    > Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the
    > unsuspecting consumer?
    >

  • #2
    Re: Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

    Yeah and why isn't he driving a snow plow...

    And what about that free salt for the "poor"... they can't afford salt with their cable bills going up you know.

    Think I saw the black hellicopters up there lacing the clouds by the way....must be a plot to get rid of the minorities.
    PLAY TILL U DIE !!!

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    • #3
      Re: Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

      Shouldn't they be white helicopters?

      By the way, I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than catch a ride with Ted Kennedy.

      -Mark

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      • #4
        Re: Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

        lol...yep "the man" caused it...why do you think snow is white?
        shawnlutz.com

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        • #5
          Re: Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

          "Well, ahhhh, it's snowing outside. I'm gald it's not snowing inside. (smile). And, ahhhh, snow is cold. It's was that way during the last administation. I have had numerous meetings with my staff in an effort to prevent this storm from becomming a blizzard. And they assured me that there is nothing I can do. I have always said, when it is cold outside you should put on more clothes. If it gets really cold you should freeze your ass off. As for me, I'm going to Texas and ride out this storm. Cuz, I'm the Prez and I can do anything I God Damn well please. I sure hope ol' Dick don't shot me cuz I'm a "lame duck". [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
          I am a true ass set to this board.

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