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  • #136
    Re: My dilemma

    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]..

    Well I have a "church"..I just need some "members"...you guys would be perfect..there's alot of "members" here.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    now a name...hmmmmmmmm [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

    OH.. [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img]

    BLACK STAR EFIDICE OF ST. BILL Z BUB...

    Patron saint of QUEEFS..

    nice.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #137
      Re: My dilemma

      That is phenomal work and acts of worship there Fett..add one more to your list..

      I think I can donate!

      For I am the bringer of queefs..and my pearly venom is potent!

      what the hell did I just say...?? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #138
        Re: My dilemma

        The Universial Life Church has very few rules. I can marry people but I can't bury them. Get your ass ordained. I think it costs about $25. Mine was "free". Then have a few rocker dudes come to your house. Dedicate a room to your "Religious" rites and write if off on your taxes as a church. "The Black Holier Than Thou" would work. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
        I am a true ass set to this board.

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        • #139
          Re: My dilemma

          Madeja: back on subject, read this article:

          How to tell when a girl likes you
          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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          • #140
            Re: My dilemma

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            I wonder where Ace is in this discussion...that dude should have his dick bronzed.

            Mike

            [/ QUOTE ]

            I've been away from the puter for a few days. The Murdefest took a lot out of me, 13 hours a day with my head crammed in a Triple Rectumfrier.

            The way you get into this girl's bed is to bang her friends and get a good reputation!! Works for me!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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            • #141
              Re: My dilemma

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              How to tell when a girl likes you

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              if she falls asleep after getting slammed stooped is also a good indicator [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              shawnlutz.com

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