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You masturbate to get a nut and nothing more. You screw without having or wanting to have a "meaningful" relationship just to get a nut.
What's the difference if the end result is the same?
None.
And you didn't embrace the reality of how men are, you embraced the reality of how Mike is. Period.
I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
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You masturbate to get a nut and nothing more. You screw without having or wanting to have a "meaningful" relationship just to get a nut.
What's the difference if the end result is the same?
None.
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well just in case you don't know, doing IT with a women FEELS 100 times better that doing with a hand, Yes I'm a bout the "nut" but I want to have the good "nut"
"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert
Jerkin' the gerkin does NOT = Pussaaaay..in any way, shape, or form.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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I know I'm going to get severely flamed for this but I believe SEX is highly overated.
Now in my own defense I will say my opinion was much differant 20 years or so ago:-)
The emotion of true love far surpasses any physical experience
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Thank you.
I've said for years that sex without love is just masturbation. Glad to see there's still a few of "us" that think along the same lines.
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and now bring in the Care Bears and have a group hug, you fags. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives
Tommy.."I flopped the "Nut Straight" last night playing strip poker with my girl."
[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]....I don't even no what that shit means and it's funny! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Some people wouldn't know a good time if it sat on their face. Make her laugh and she's yours.
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Yes.
Just be yourself, bro. Dorkiness and all. No offense, just sayin'! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Also what Mrs. Tekky suggested is awesome, just invite her places and show interest in the kinds of things she's into. Pay attention to the things she says and see where you can help bring her out to talk to ya, like... if she's carrying a novel with her, notice the title. Ask her about it.
Or just out of the blue ask her if she likes say... ravioli! If so, ask her if she wants to go get some raviolis! If not, then you can ask her what she does like.
You know... stuff like that. It may sound corny, but it works and it's fun. Women are detail oriented, so if you make a point to remember things she has said in conversation and you bring them up later, she will notice.
For example... "Hey remember when you were telling me about when you and your friend yadda yadda..." you get the point.
As far as what to do during the day... tons.
Food, snacks, movies, music, creative stuff, athletic stuff. Just ask her, "so what kinds of things do you like to do?" You can flat out tell her you think she's pretty cool and you'd like to hang out. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Snag a coupon for Blockbuster off the internet and tell her you want a good movie to rent, ask her for a suggestion. Then invite her over! If you think she'd be wary of something like that, then get some friends together and tell her she can bring a buddy too. Just good times and snacks!
How to know if she likes you? If she looks you in the eye, and smiles a lot. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Anyway, goodluck bro! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
I think you're awesome for thinking of her so kindly and wanting to be her friend.
The Keith and I are (still, after 12 years of marriage!) best friends. A relationship didn't even occur to us at first, we were hang-out buds and decided we'd kinda like to hang out forever. And... he makes me laugh. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
These are the kinds of things he did. Cool.
Don't drive yourself nutzoid thinking too much about it, just be yourself and have fun. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Tommy.."I flopped the "Nut Straight" last night playing strip poker with my girl."
[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]....I don't even no what that shit means and it's funny! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
[/ QUOTE ]Not a poker player, huh, Bill?! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Emmy my advice was not done very well..no...OK then.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Oh man, I'm in a dither.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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WTF is this, Dr. Phil? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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I guess so! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Good luck, boyee
Hey, man, that suit is you!
You'll get some leg tonight for sure! Tell us how you do!
(Come on, Dave, give me a break.)
Hey, hey, hey,
One break coming up!
And you hit the ground runnin' UNCHAINED! [img]/images/graemlins/band.gif[/img]
that was just a reflex.. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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