Hey guys, Check it out. I want to send a single rose, with a personal message on it, but al the flower sites i've seen, only send bunches. Not my style, so, anyone think of a place, or something clever?
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Dude, listen..... when you give a girl a single rose you do it in person. When you send a girl flowers (notice the plural) you send her a dozen. Sending a girl 1 rose just shows what a cheap bastard you are.
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One of my favorite ex's, I gave her a single rose and she loved it! Couldn't shut up about it.
Shit happened, she briefly started seeing some other poor schmuck and he sent her a dozen roses.
Needless to say my single rose no longer meant shit to the greedy, gold digging, dick monster!
But I'm not bitter. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]Whataya Mean I Don't Support The System? I Go To Court When I Have To!
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Dude, listen..... when you give a girl a single rose you do it in person. When you send a girl flowers (notice the plural) you send her a dozen. Sending a girl 1 rose just shows what a cheap bastard you are.
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+1. One is a personal gesture if you're too far to make it yourself send a dozen.Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!
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If you want to do sometihng good/clever and you want to send flowers, don't send roses. If you know her favorite color, go for something exotic (orchids) and try something to match your color. Thought behind it == big ass points.
-NateInsert annoying equipment list here....
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Yeah but strangely it always ends up with "...and then bone her" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
It's more like a sitcom porno where everything results in sex 30 minutes later [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
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You kiddin? This thread copied and pasted into any tv show script is good for at least 5 minutes of laughs between commercials [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
My Blog: http://newcenstein.com
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One of my favorite ex's, I gave her a single rose and she loved it! Couldn't shut up about it.
Shit happened, she briefly started seeing some other poor schmuck and he sent her a dozen roses.
Needless to say my single rose no longer meant shit to the greedy, gold digging, dick monster!
But I'm not bitter. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Dude, did you send her a single rose or did you give it to her in person? That was the point fo my response.
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Hey guys, Check it out. I want to send a single rose, with a personal message on it, but al the flower sites i've seen, only send bunches. Not my style, so, anyone think of a place, or something clever?
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Hmm... who says this is for a lady?
I don't see any mention of a lady anywhere. Just sayin'. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Hey guys, Check it out. I want to send a single rose, with a personal message on it, but al the flower sites i've seen, only send bunches. Not my style, so, anyone think of a place, or something clever?
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Hmm... who says this is for a lady?
I don't see any mention of a lady anywhere. Just sayin'. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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[img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] Is that why a single rose was on my doorstep this morning?? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.
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