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    There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude
    woman.

    They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when
    one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture,
    brings the two to life.

    The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred
    blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty
    minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

    He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
    shrubbery.

    The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

    After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

    The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left."

    "Shall we do it again?" he asks her "Shall we?"

    She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions.

    This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head!"
    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Classic [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

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      Saw that one a mile away! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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