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  • #31
    Re: Guess my middle name!!

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    Maybe he's spanking tires with his balls?

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    This vision came across with his leg propped up on the hood of a car, swinging away. Not a pretty picture. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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    • #32
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      That's it. My next thread will be in the classifieds looking for a neck through Kelly I have no intention of purchasing. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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      tirekicker!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      [/ QUOTE ] That's me. Mr.Tirekicker. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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      Pick one! You're either kicking tires or spanking your balls.

      Forget it. I'll choose for you. Ballspanker it remains...

      [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

      [/ QUOTE ]Do what you wish Todd. I'll wear the JCFBallspanker title proudly Todd. I shall not quake or waver in the face of my detractors. Balls? I got 'em and I'll spank 'em. They're mine to do with as I see fit.

      The Ballspanker's Creed

      These are my balls
      There are many like them
      But these two are mine
      My balls are my best friends

      Without me, they are useless
      Without my balls, I am useless

      My balls and myself know what counts
      It is not the load we shoot
      Or the ferocity of my burst
      It is the fair haired beauty it hits that counts
      We will hit...

      I will keep my balls clean and ready
      Even as I am clean and ready
      We will become a part of each other
      We will ..
      Scott
      Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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      • #33
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        oh fuck dude, that's fantastic! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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        • #34
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          Ahahahaha!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I'm calling AC/DC to change the Ballbreaker song to Ballspanker!
          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #35
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            [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] oh christ! I'm supposed to be working here, but folks around the office keep wondering what I'm laughing at. DonF's "vision", immediately followed by Scott's creed. I'm in stitches!!
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            • #36
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              [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I just got in from the shop and this is the first thread I checked! I knew this would get good. Scott, Ballspanker isn't bad, and it's a lot better than Sue, and it's a lot lot lot better than Chicken Little! I'd say you did ok! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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              • #37
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                Glad it made you guys laugh! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
                Scott
                Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                • #38
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                  "You ain't no good guy!"

                  Your name in your choice of color if you can tell me what book that was from!

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                  Langston Hughes and the Chicago Defender: Essays on Race, Politics, and Culture, 1942-62

                  ?
                  "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                  • #39
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                    Wrong...

                    Stephen King - The Stand
                    Occupy JCF

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                    • #40
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                      Oh my lord - I'm sitting at my desk laughing so hard I'm crying. You guys are a riot!

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                      • #41
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                        Who wants to guess my mom's maiden name? Hahahaha! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                        • #42
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                          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                          • #43
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                            Who wants to guess my mom's maiden name? Hahahaha! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            [/ QUOTE ] Robinson? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                            Scott
                            Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                            • #44
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                              Futuremotherofdumbass ????
                              (am I close?)
                              My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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