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  • #61
    Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

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    All joking aside, the honest truth is that every woman and every situation is different. Trust me, I'm speaking from experience, no two girls are exactly the same. What one likes another one may hate. You've got to play it by ear and use your best judgement to do what's right. The biggest mistake you can make is to fawn over her like a freakin' puppy dog the minute she gets off the plane.

    And just ask Newc how great his love life is before you take his advice. I've had plenty of great relationships, not just meaningless casual sex. But believe me, sex is a BIG part of any relationship. You could be the nicest, sweetest guy ever, but if you are a pussy in bed eventually some dude with a bad boy attitude is gonna convince her that she's really missin' out, and your gonna have a nasty situation on your hands. Girls talk about sex WAY more than dudes do. Five years from now if you ain't keeping her excited, she's gonna start reading in Cosmo about women having 5 or 6 orgasms in a row and all sorts of shit and she's gonna wander on you.

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    Voice of experience there.. and wise advice. Altho.. it does depend on the chick again if they wander as well as your other aspects you both bring to the relationship.

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    • #62
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      Prunes? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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      Prunes? I thought those were for the other end? If I'm lucky I won't live long enough to find out about all of this stuff. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!

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      • #63
        Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

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        Her parents are paying for med school, and theres no way i'm waiting around! I'm just dying for next week!

        [/ QUOTE ]Man, you need a cold shower and some porn! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Relax dude.
        "The BLUES is the tonic for what ails ya."

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        • #64
          Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

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          Some women do not respect a pushover, nor do some want to have things move to slowly if they really like you.
          But, if they do know you and like you, some do appreciate small gestures of affection that would make you 'sweet'.
          As with nature.. you show your best plumage or sing your best song but it doesn't necessarily mean you are getting any tail, let alone finding a suitable mate.

          I recommend getting some shoe polish, learning to speak some other language and moving to the ME. Polygamy..get a harem going. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img] ('course, I mean no offense to any members here)

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          You don't have to move to the ME - Utah will do! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] And the terrain is even similar! [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] Just remember - splinter groups only, orthodox Mormons gave that up long ago! [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
          Ron is the MAN!!!!

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          • #65
            Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

            Far southern Utah and far northern Arizona would be the best bet for those looking for a little harem action in the states. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!

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            • #66
              Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

              Going by how my relationship is at the moment, my advice is to become gay. At least when another man pisses you off you can punch that bastard right in the mouth!!!! As of right now, and at least until I sober up, I hate all women!!!!!! OK not all, just the one sleeping in my bed.....

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              • #67
                Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

                I had a great relationship with the chick who was in my bed last night and this morning... then she left and went back home to her boyfriend! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                Gotta love chicks who say they don't have a ring on their finger, so they don't need to be in a committed relationship. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                • #68
                  Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

                  Joe, I envy you....

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                  • #69
                    Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

                    Thank you! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Since I've been divorced, I can't even bother with the hassle of starting a new relationship, I'm just not in that mindset. It's nice to find some chicks looking for a "no-strings-attached" deal.
                    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                    • #70
                      Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

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                      why spend time with a chick that can't move under the sheets?
                      [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                      How do you not agree with New's sarcasm?!? [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                      I think Joe likes the ones that don't move too much [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                      • #71
                        Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

                        I just now read this.
                        dude. take your time. just take it slow and see what happens. you may have something completely amazing on your hands. or it could be a big heartbreak. just slow down and take your time. sounds like you're prety young. just take it slow.

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                        • #72
                          Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

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                          why spend time with a chick that can't move under the sheets?
                          [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                          How do you not agree with New's sarcasm?!? [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                          I think Joe likes the ones that don't move too much [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                          Yeah, they put up the least struggle trying to get away. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                          • #73
                            Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

                            pssssssst..

                            eaterass..

                            later
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #74
                              Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

                              ahh hell, just blow her off and buy another guitar...

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                              • #75
                                Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

                                Having read Burns post...(which I didn't originally before posting several times) I see my above comment as very callous and one I'd have to retract. Dude, I'm rootin' for ya. It should all work out as it was meant to...good luck. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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