New girl, sort of, need opinions.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

knock her lights out. have some drinks, loosen up,lay the sickest most passionate kisses on her that you can. move your way down the trail to the palace, use your tongue correctly here because this is where you will score many necessary bonus points with her and her friends, and then coyly pop an alka seltzer plus tablet in her box and watch her freak out with delight, and when it's fully dissolved, then it's safe to get your fat smelly noodle wet, and you two then go forward and enjoy the best golden copulation of your lives. I'm givin' ya pearls here. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]...Tommy!!

yeah, pearls I tell ya!!

..eaterazz.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[ozzuk1]

Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

Hmm while i'm certainly no expert i'd say be carefull sometimes girls will lie and wrap you around thier little fingers....

some just use you as a shoulder to cry on and only wan't to be friends....

anyways good luck i'd say mtry not to take things too fast, and try to judge as best you can what she want's be it you telling her how you feel or showing [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

Good luck...

And hope it works out for you...

Ozz

[toejam]

Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

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coyly pop an alka seltzer plus tablet in her box and watch her freak out with delight

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Are you sure she won't explode like a pigeon?? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

I can assure you she won't, but if you go in before its dissolved your bat will fizzle a bit and be a little sore later on. fukkin' fun for all involved though.

[toejam]

Re: New girl, sort of, need opinions.

Guess I gotta stock up on that stuff then! [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]