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  • #61
    Re: Ask a bored philosopher-in-training anything.

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    I don't believe it to be a dietary issue [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

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    I'm not sure that you look 7% with a shirt on. 7% is rediculously lean. Like your veins would be popping. Also, try other stuff that hits the abs in a compound motion. Like deadlifts / goodmornings.

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    do you know what 7% looks like?

    I think you're thinking of 5%

    that's where I want to be [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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    Ok, lets back up and start for base 1. I had no idea you were that skinny. Most people who have defined abs, have an actual body to go with it. Not just dealthy skinny body.

    Here is how the body and lifting works: you can do two things. 1) Gain fat, gain muscle 2) Lose fat, and do your best to keep the muscle you have.

    Pretty much forget everything you know about "tone". Any lifter worth their salt would slap you for that. You want to know how other guys do it?

    1)Eat
    2)Lift
    3)Eat more
    4)Sleep
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    6)Profit

    My basic advice to you is unless you want to stay skinny and weak eat a shitload, put on some muscle, and then cut down and lose the little ammount of fat you've put on while building that muscle.

    If you are in a calorie deficit (which it sounds like with 60 miles of running a week) you WILL NOT GAIN MUSCLE ANYWERE. Unless it is absolute newb gains.

    I lift pretty much 4/5 days a week and wrestle for USC twice a week. On lifting days, I'm eating about ~270 g of protein and anywhere from 3000 to 3500 cals. I'm eating when I'm not even hungry and I've still had trouble going from 235 to 250.

    I know it sounds like weird advice but if you want to make you abs pop, put on some weight and muscle first then try and cut back.

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    • #62
      Re: Ask a bored philosopher-in-training anything.

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      Why do women go to the bathroom in packs?

      (please tell me they go to have hot chick on chick action)

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      For the hot chick on chick action, no doubt. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] Also when the sex is done, it is to talk about shit they don't want you to hear.

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      • #63
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        By "the elite" I mean man, Im talking about the "wise men" of the time, or what have you. Maybe you misunderstood me, but what you replied pretty much agrees with what I asked... as a way to make people cope with stuff, and instill morals in them in fear of going to "hell".

        As for the weed, never touch the stuff. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        Woops my bad, I am a pretty avid listener of Coast to Coast AM (www.coasttocoastam.com) and so I'm used to people using the term "elite" to descrime some weird culty illuminaty type garbage.

        But yeah, in essence then, I agree with you.

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        • #64
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          I don't believe it to be a dietary issue [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

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          I'm not sure that you look 7% with a shirt on. 7% is rediculously lean. Like your veins would be popping. Also, try other stuff that hits the abs in a compound motion. Like deadlifts / goodmornings.

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          do you know what 7% looks like?

          I think you're thinking of 5%

          that's where I want to be [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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          Uhm yes, I do. What are you using to measure your body fat? 5% is pretty much the bareminimum IIRC for the body to live heathy.

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          5% is the absolute lowest, but many competative runners strive to hit 5%

          I've been measured with the caliper at the gym but I don't rely on those readings. At the gym they told me I was 5.5% (with the caliper, which is not very accurate)

          I got the 7% flat reading with an MRI density test

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          • #65
            Re: Ask a bored philosopher-in-training anything.

            I had to step back, read my post at the top of the page. It sounds a lot harsher than I meant it to, so appologies in advance for any hard feelings.

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            Michael Johnson has got a good bit of muscle on him. That is what you should strive for IMO, and to do that, you need to put on some weight first.

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            • #66
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              "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"

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              Heh, that was my sig line for a long time!
              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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              • #67
                Re: Ask a bored philosopher-in-training anything.

                Really? I thought it was "Michael Johnson has got a good bit of muscle on him"
                Hail yesterday

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                • #68
                  Re: Ask a bored philosopher-in-training anything.

                  Here's a question, Alex: When you gonna re-grow your hair out, ya preppie?! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                  "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                  • #69
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                    Here's a question, Alex: When you gonna grow your hair out, ya preppie?! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                    You mean re-grow it back out. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] I don't know, it just keeps getting shorter and shorter. [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img]

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                    • #70
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                      Not very black metal [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      Speaking of, when are the "soon-promised" updates to the Nattig website comin'? I believe the last one was about 2 years ago! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                      • #71
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                        4 pages into a "Philosophy" thread..

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                        ZERO mention of the Bill Z Bub..?????? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #72
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                          When is it enough guitars?

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                          When you've sold your home, divorced your wife and are living in a studio apartment with a bed, a couple amps, and a shitload of kickass guitars on the walls. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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                          The correct answer is that there is never enough guitars!

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                          • #73
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                            My daughter is a junior in collage taking Philosophy at Seattle University.
                            She wants to get her Masters also.
                            What kind of work can someone with a Masters in Philosophy
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                            Are you rich?

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                            She can spend her days asking her customers WHY they want fries with their Big Mac.

                            Mike
                            Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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                            • #74
                              Re: Ask a bored philosopher-in-training anything.

                              Why does a heart full of sorrow beat a lonely tapestry???

                              Mike
                              Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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                              • #75
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                                When is it enough guitars?

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                                When you've sold your home, divorced your wife and are living in a studio apartment with a bed, a couple amps, and a shitload of kickass guitars on the walls. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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                                The correct answer is that there is never enough guitars!

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                                Please call my wife and relay that to her. I beg you, please.

                                Alvin
                                MakeAJazzNoiseHere: You kidding me? I'd suck her fartbox dry in a heartbeat. 9/29/2011 quote about Megan Fox

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