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  • #76
    Re: Jessica Alba


    Angelina Jolie - She's hot and has a unique look. Nice lips.
    Jessica Simpson - Hot blond, just my kind a girl for one night
    Julia Roberts - Ugly as fuck
    Jenna Jameson - I'd do her 5 times straight
    Pam Anderson - Same as above
    Anna Nicole Smith - Ugly fat bitch, I'd titty-fuck her if she would be 15 years younger
    Halle Berry - Hmmm, she's ok, I'd definetly do her
    Britney Spears - Same as above
    Jennifer Lopez - Great ass and body, and she's a latin, I like latin girls, I'd do her.
    "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

    "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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    • #77
      Re: Jessica Alba

      Angelina Jolie - Weird looking, not pretty.
      Jessica Simpson - I'd do her as long as she didn't speak... dumb as a rock.
      Julia Roberts - Was cute 15 years ago... not aging well.
      Jenna Jameson - Where's the vomit smiley... another one that should also refrain from speaking and no, I wouldn't touch that if ya paid me.
      Pam Anderson - pre "enhancement" she was hot, now she just looks like a clown.
      Anna Nicole Smith - Trailer trash... go away. Butt ass ugly.
      Halle Berry - eh... not my type.
      Britney Spears - Good for a quicky, again, shouldn't be allowed to speak... or sing for that matter.
      Jennifer Lopez - Annoying bitch... looked good in the movie Selena, but can't stand the sight of her now.
      -Rick

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      • #78
        Re: Jessica Alba

        "all those above chicks are like..PODS.."

        [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        • #79
          Re: Jessica Alba

          StJames has a good point tho, a lot of the babes who media passes aren't THAT hot, but some of the girls who are mentioned everywhere all the time are damn pretty

          Denise Richards
          Charlize Theron
          Monica Bellucci
          Salma Hayek
          Krista Allen
          Kate Beckinsale
          Jennifer Connelly
          Jessica Biel
          etc.
          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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          • #80
            Re: Jessica Alba

            [ QUOTE ]
            StJames has a good point tho, a lot of the babes who media passes aren't THAT hot, but some of the girls who are mentioned everywhere all the time are damn pretty

            Denise Richards
            Charlize Theron
            Monica Bellucci
            Salma Hayek
            Krista Allen
            Kate Beckinsale
            Jennifer Connelly
            Jessica Biel
            etc.

            [/ QUOTE ]
            Now that's a solid list... everyone of them are what I would call first class hotties.
            -Rick

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            • #81
              Re: Jessica Alba

              Salma Hayek is a cut above the rest...far, FAR above the rest. The total package.

              Mike
              Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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              • #82
                Re: Jessica Alba

                [ QUOTE ]
                Angelina Jolie - Weird looking, not pretty.


                [/ QUOTE ]
                I think sometimes she is, sometimes she's not.
                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                • #83
                  Re: Jessica Alba

                  I want to go to Argentina, OMG I love those chicks there, the best asses in the world. I've seen some Argentina's fashion shows on the TV and damn, every chick was so fucking PERFECT.
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                  • #84
                    Re: Jessica Alba

                    how about chicks from lebannon?

                    http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060304/ids_p...HNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

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                    • #85
                      Re: Jessica Alba

                      better check this out, contains some NSFW material

                      http://www.argenchicas.com.ar/
                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                      • #86
                        Re: Jessica Alba

                        Here's my take on Angelina... She's been around since she was kid. She didn't hit the big time until she did a movie called called "Gia". Was a made for HBO thing I believe.

                        Anyway, in the movie she got buck assed naked. I thought for a woman her age she held up ok. I was under the impression she was in her mid to late 30's or so. To my surprise she was only in her early 20's!! She's just now 30.

                        After Gia her career went nuts. She is EVERYWHERE now. In the movie Tomb Raider she appeared to have a hot figure. Pushup bra and ass forming shorts. Watch Gia and you'll see how I know that.

                        Plus the acting was terrible and the fake accent was worse. The worst part about it is the girl who actually modeled for the video game, Rhona Mitra, is knock down fucking beautiful, a pretty good actress, killer figure and a real British accent.

                        I can't name one movie where Angelina shined enough to deserve the hundreds of millions she's earned... If I had to pay to see her nude I'd ask for a refund.

                        On a funny note about her and Billy Bob. Billy Bob said in an interview that he was so sick of her he couldn't look at her without wanting to cave her head in with baseball bat while she slept. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        Whataya Mean I Don't Support The System? I Go To Court When I Have To!

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                        • #87
                          Re: Jessica Alba

                          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]....Yeah dude...I hear ya...I can believe that she would be a pain in the dick..

                          she looks MUCH better now...The "nip and tuck" worked on her...that's not usually the case IMO..

                          I saw a old pic of her when she was young and she looked damn "pudgy".. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

                          She's a pretty girl..I think...but ehhhh who gives a fuck...I'll never tag it nor really want to.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          Billy Bob Thorton..that dude looks like he works the Tilt-0-whirl at one of those shit carnivals.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                          I'd rather have The Olsen Twins...because that's just naughty.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #88
                            Re: Jessica Alba

                            For some reason those Olsen Twins reminds me of "Chuckie" or one of those Goth dolls or whatever they're called. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            Whataya Mean I Don't Support The System? I Go To Court When I Have To!

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                            • #89
                              Re: Jessica Alba

                              Yeah..they are kinda weird look..like cute little frogs.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                              but they are legal..and they are twins...and I watched them on full house, and it doesn't get much naughtier than that..

                              actually me just admitting that I watched "full house" is pretty fucked up!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #90
                                Re: Jessica Alba

                                I like that show, but I like just about any show that makes me laugh no matter how cheesy it is.

                                Speaking of Full House those other 2 girls grew up nicely. Candice Cameron I thought didn't have much of a chance as a kid, but damn she came up good! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
                                Whataya Mean I Don't Support The System? I Go To Court When I Have To!

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