what is the manliest thing you've ever done?

[fett]

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I was 28 and living with my girl friend. She was complaining about vision problems. Turns out she had MS. I took a drive to the top of a hill, had a good "Why her-Why me?" cry and went back. I was married for ten years and she died. It was "medically" downhill from the start. I have a 22 year old son. On a lighter note. I walked off a cliff at Santa Cruz going to a beach-party. (I was 9 at night and dark.) After the trip to the hospital, we went back to the beach and stayed over-night as planned. I did the manly thing and didn't ruin the fun for the dudes and dudettes. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[jgcable]

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My car fell off the jack stand while I was under it. Man that hurt!!
I broke my knee playing football and limped a mile home.

I broke my left middle finger in 3 places 3 miles in the woods mountain biking. It was dislocated so bad too that my middle joint of my finger was parallel to my knuckle. My buddy had to pull it out and put it back in the socket while I bit down on something. It hurt like hell.

[toejam]

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I was walking through the mall one time, and someone stepped on my penis. Ouch, that hurt.

[AfterForever]

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I fell asleep once on a nice set of hooters.. that was awesome

[Evol]

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I was walking through the mall one time, and someone stepped on my penis. Ouch, that hurt.

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It's detachable? You left it on the floor? Was anyone hurt? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

[Shawn Lutz]

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I was walking through the mall one time, and someone stepped on my penis. Ouch, that hurt.

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Joe you are getting older...sure it wasn't your man-boobs saggin?

[bonghits]

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most manly thing I've ever done was beat up my girlfriend after she gave me lip about doing her best friend.

bitches gotta recognize!

[/ QUOTE ]Hellz yeah! G's up, ho's down! You go PIMP DADDY! Did you make Ike Turner proud? The inventor of thy "BITCH SLAP"! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Not cheatig on my wife for our whole 20 year marriage..that takes BALLS and SELF CONTROL like no other!!!

I've been in temptation..many a time...with young, fine nubile, lolitas.. [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

when both the devil and angel on my shoulder is yelling "Bill, you fucking dick..look at those titties!!!"... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Nope, No thank you! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[TommyD]

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> I've bet 5000 dollars (of my own money,many pool gamblers only play if they have a "backer") on a 10-ahead 9-ball match,where the only way to win was get 10 games AHEAD of the opponent,not just win 10 games. The player was nationally ranked at the time,and giving me a small handicap that still left me probably taking 60/40 the worst if it. 8 hours later,I pulled a huge knot off the top of the table light. I've also had a prospective gambling opponent accuse me of not having any "gamble" or heart for not giving him a lock game,and offered to flip him a coin for everything in my pocket,change and all,500 miles from home,alone,and with less than 1/2 a tank of gas in the car. He never questioned my heart again. Tommy D.

[Cleveland Metal]

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Raised my son by myself since he was 2 years old when his mother traded us for drug habit. He's 16 now and a polite, respectful and absolutely awesome young man.

Good enough for me. I've done a lot of other cool things, but that is the one that really counts for me.

[cookiemonster]

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5 pints of leffe blonde,4 popadoms, chicken chat starter,4 onion bajis, chicken tika rogan josh (with chips) and 4 pints of guinness and not squealing when what felt like molten lead was pouring through my ring peice the next day!!

toilet paper in the fridge time.... [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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"5 pints of leffe blonde,4 popadoms, chicken chat starter,4 onion bajis, chicken tika rogan josh (with chips) and 4 pints of guinness and not squealing when what felt like molten lead was pouring through my ring peice the next day!!
toilet paper in the fridge time.... "


I've read this like 5 times now..I still haven't a clue what this means..but it sounds pretty traumatic..I think it involves ..the ass [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

[heartfielder]

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"5 pints of leffe blonde,4 popadoms, chicken chat starter,4 onion bajis, chicken tika rogan josh (with chips) and 4 pints of guinness and not squealing when what felt like molten lead was pouring through my ring peice the next day!!
toilet paper in the fridge time.... "


I've read this like 5 times now..I still haven't a clue what this means..but it sounds pretty traumatic..I think it involves ..the ass [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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That's funny as shit !!! No pun intended ... ! It sounds like it was most unpleasant !!! [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img]

[jim777]

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Well....I have 4 kids and a lovely wife, and I commute 100 miles each way to and from work, and it's all good. But since we're not going in that direction really...

I was a cabby in the South Bronx in '90 when a crackhead reached around from the back seat of the cab and slit my throat with a box cutter, completely severing my aorta. He shoved a hand into the pocket of my shirt and grabbed what cash I had (he had asked for change and simply watched where I put my hand before slicing me open) and he jumped out the back driver side door and ran. He ran right behind the cab! Somehow, he managed to get himself run over repeatedly by my cab for about a minute or so. I then drove myself about 2 miles to the hospital, losing about 9 pints of blood in the process. The soles of my socks (under my toes) were wet with blood when I stumbled into the front door of the hospital. I had to go to the front door, away from the actual doctors and equipment, because the emergency entrance was being "remodeled"! I fell down dead on the floor inside the front door so hard that the glass eye I have (from cancer at age 2) shot out of my head and shot across the floor from the impact. I'm sure the poor bastard who was working night security still remembers this lovely sight! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Anyway, I got better, and the scumbag who robbed me did not.

jim

[horns666]

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Wow Jim...they kill cabbies like mad in my town...I came across one myself still slumped over in his cab..

what was sad was that nobody called it in...it was in plain sight in front of a large project complex (a real shit hole) that we normally patrolled..and there it was with zero calls on it....there was some folks that were lingering around like buzzards that scattered when we arrived..he may have lived if someone picked up a phone and just gave a damn.. [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img]

All the cabbies threw a fit over that one for a very long time..and refuse to go into those areas...I can't blame them.