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  • #31
    Re: what is the manliest thing you\'ve ever done?

    Starting a life together with my future my wife (in 3 months) and treating her the way she deserves to be treated is probably the most manly thing I have done. I know it sounds cheesy, but seriously look at all the wife abusing kid beating low lifes out there that cant do anything but beat their wives, drink, and yell at their kids.

    It makes me feel pretty good about myself and I am only 22.

    Cutting down trees with my pops is pretty manly too. Two men, their chainsaws (an intergral part of the manlyness), and a bunch of dead trees equals manly fun.

    Otherwise something involving hockey. Broken bones, scars, stitches, kicks to the head/ribs with skates and getting hit in the nuts with pucks more times than I can remember makes me feel manly..... Also the inner halves of my upper two front teeth are fake. (insert smiley where the dude has missing teeth here)..
    Light intervened, annihliating darkness.
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    • #32
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      Became a dad. Twice.


      - E.
      Good Lord! The rod up that man's butt must have a rod up its butt!

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      • #33
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        There was this girl I liked, and she was preaching all this "I've got a boyfriend bullshit", but still flirting with me. We were out of town, and pretty wasted, and she was hitting on me hard core. Some shit started to go down, but I felt bad for the other dude, so I backed off.

        I came back, here she was with some guy that was all like gayed up. I took offense to this. Ray, and myself were both kind of angry. They were in Ray's wifes room. Ray's wife was trying to defend it.

        I was fuming mad.

        I called the guy out and he came out. He got all up in my face and shit. I could surely destroy this guy, but I didn't hit him. He shoved me, and I tossed him on the ground, and held him down.

        While holding him down I yelled.

        "I'm the God damned Alpha-Male! If you don't believe it, I'll piss on your face!"

        Meanwhile... about 30 people were watching this transpire.

        It's not pretty manly the more I think about it, but it's damn funny. For the record though, the guy didn't get laid. Ray's wife said he was too "afraid".

        [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

        In all seriousness though; all of you people that had kids, and fought for your kids, congratulations man. I wish I would have had good parents growing up. I see this shit all to often. Guy knocks up girl, leaves, kid grows up alone.

        All joking aside, serious props to you guys for stepping up and being men.

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        • #34
          Re: what is the manliest thing you\'ve ever done?

          Lame version:

          Watched a chick movie with a girl. and didnt fall asleep. or get any.

          Real version:

          none yet :/

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          • #35
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            Went to rehab 12 years ago and stayed clean ever since...

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            Congrats Fly !! I'm sure that took alot of strength !! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

            As for me, being a father of 3 makes me proud on a daily basis .

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            • #36
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              I had a hit & run accident happen right in front of me on Beach Blvd several years ago. The elderly couple that got rear-ended could not restart their vehicle. I was on my motorcycle and I chased the suspects' pickup truck all over that part of town. I caught up to the suspect at a busy intersection right in front of Knott's Berry Farm, jumped off my bike, opened up his door, punched him in the face twice (while yelling "Citizen's arrest! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] ), then grabbed his keys out of the ignition, stranding him. I jumped back on my bike amidst honking horns and raced north and, incredibly, found a cop before I got to the police station. We both went back to the intersection, the 2 guys were pushing the truck down a side street. I ID'd the guys and spent about an hour at the station giving my statement. The cops were praising me and laughing at the suspect, who was sitting in a cell rubbing his face. I actually spotted this guy a week later, walking down Beach Blvd! He didn't recognize me [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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              • #37
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                Joined the JCF. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table.

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                • #38
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                  fought for (and was granted) sole custody of my (at the time) year-old son at the age of 22.


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                  I got the same. Both my sons, no alimony, and I didn't care about her sending support..........just get the hell out of our lives...............haven't seen or heard from her in 13 years. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
                  Occupation: Department Director for the Department of Redundancy Department

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                  • #39
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                    Saved a girl from a sexual assault while at a party.
                    "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
                    I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.

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                    • #40
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                      Shaved my balls.

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                      • #41
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                        I had a hit & run accident happen right in front of me on Beach Blvd several years ago. The elderly couple that got rear-ended could not restart their vehicle. I was on my motorcycle and I chased the suspects' pickup truck all over that part of town. I caught up to the suspect at a busy intersection right in front of Knott's Berry Farm, jumped off my bike, opened up his door, punched him in the face twice (while yelling "Citizen's arrest! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] ), then grabbed his keys out of the ignition, stranding him. I jumped back on my bike amidst honking horns and raced north and, incredibly, found a cop before I got to the police station. We both went back to the intersection, the 2 guys were pushing the truck down a side street. I ID'd the guys and spent about an hour at the station giving my statement. The cops were praising me and laughing at the suspect, who was sitting in a cell rubbing his face. I actually spotted this guy a week later, walking down Beach Blvd! He didn't recognize me [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                        Damn youse crazy. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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                        • #42
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                          Had sex with a girl

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                          • #43
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                            yeah nailing a chick is the manliest thing i ever done...although i nearly knocked out a guy with 1 punch...he had to go to hospital afterwards....the only time ever hit a guy...hope i don't do it again...also playing guitar and getting a cool pose going and pressing play on some good ol fashioned thrash metal...

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                            • #44
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                              foursome

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                              That's only manly if it's 3 women and you. 2 women and 2 guys, not so impressive.
                              Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

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                              • #45
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                                once asked a stranger for weightloss tips on a guitar forum
                                Hail yesterday

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