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  • #76
    Re: what is the manliest thing you\'ve ever done?

    If the community doesn't give enough of a rat's ass to even call an ambulance for a guy who's bleeding...they get what they get. I don't blame them either. This episode did really drive home the point that school was the only way out of those types of crappy jobs for me and I eventually went on to a computer career on Wall St though, so it probably helped me long term. I'd have followed my father into the NYPD if not for the cancer.
    Courtesy, Integrity, Self-control, Perseverance, Indomitable Spirit

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    • #77
      Re: what is the manliest thing you\'ve ever done?

      Yeah I her ya Jim, Even if your dad was a copper..you're better off not having to deal with that crap if you don't have to..Sorry about your health..but at least your here..

      Too many cops get seriously hurt or buy the farm..way too many!
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #78
        Re: what is the manliest thing you\'ve ever done?

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        Well....I have 4 kids and a lovely wife, and I commute 100 miles each way to and from work, and it's all good. But since we're not going in that direction really...

        I was a cabby in the South Bronx in '90 when a crackhead reached around from the back seat of the cab and slit my throat with a box cutter, completely severing my aorta. He shoved a hand into the pocket of my shirt and grabbed what cash I had (he had asked for change and simply watched where I put my hand before slicing me open) and he jumped out the back driver side door and ran. He ran right behind the cab! Somehow, he managed to get himself run over repeatedly by my cab for about a minute or so. I then drove myself about 2 miles to the hospital, losing about 9 pints of blood in the process. The soles of my socks (under my toes) were wet with blood when I stumbled into the front door of the hospital. I had to go to the front door, away from the actual doctors and equipment, because the emergency entrance was being "remodeled"! I fell down dead on the floor inside the front door so hard that the glass eye I have (from cancer at age 2) shot out of my head and shot across the floor from the impact. I'm sure the poor bastard who was working night security still remembers this lovely sight! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Anyway, I got better, and the scumbag who robbed me did not.

        jim

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        We most certainly have a winner here, hands down. The only way someone could hang with this would be if they killed a Velociraptor with their bare hands and a toothpick.

        Mike
        Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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        • #79
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          Nah, Sully's is better. I just needed to hold it together for an hour. Thanks though! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
          Courtesy, Integrity, Self-control, Perseverance, Indomitable Spirit

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          • #80
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            Nah, Sully's is better. I just needed to hold it together for an hour. Thanks though! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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            I'm sorry, but I am an attorney, and a divorced dad with two kids that are residing out of state against my wishes, my custody agreement and the Uniform Child Custody Jurisdiction Act. It sucks, and it is heartbreaking. However, it isn't my aorta opened up and blood spewing forth from me like a fire hose.

            Sully's actions are very admirable, and I myself am probably going down that road very soon, but yours are downright superhuman.

            I would have gone into instant shock and died in the cab. Most of us would have, actually. Not only did you hold it together long enough to get to a hospital, but you killed the piece of shit motherfucker that did this to you first.

            You sir, deserve a trophy.

            Mike
            Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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            • #81
              Re: what is the manliest thing you\'ve ever done?

              You lost all the blood in your entire body, + 1 pint....
              Fucking badass indeed !!!
              Look Up...Get Up...And Never EVER Give Up...

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              • #82
                Re: what is the manliest thing you\'ve ever done?

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                Not only did you hold it together long enough to get to a hospital, but you killed the piece of shit motherfucker that did this to you first.

                You sir, deserve a trophy.

                Mike

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                Yes, sir! Bravo!! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                • #83
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                  You lost all the blood in your entire body, + 1 pint....
                  Fucking badass indeed !!!

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                  [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] not quite [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] How much you have depends on how big you are and how much you weigh. I did bleed to death though, and was eventually dead for about 45 seconds. No 'walk to the light', no nothing, just 'off'. But, like I mentioned earlier (and you could likely guess), I got better!
                  Courtesy, Integrity, Self-control, Perseverance, Indomitable Spirit

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                  • #84
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                    I was just screwing with you bro, The average body has 8 pints. I was like holy shit, this dudes BAD !!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    Look Up...Get Up...And Never EVER Give Up...

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                    • #85
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                      jim

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                      We most certainly have a winner here, hands down. The only way someone could hang with this would be if they killed a Velociraptor with their bare hands and a toothpick.

                      Mike

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                      err that would be chuck norris then? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                      • #86
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                        Yeah I her ya Jim, Even if your dad was a copper..you're better off not having to deal with that crap if you don't have to..Sorry about your health..but at least your here..

                        Too many cops get seriously hurt or buy the farm..way too many!

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                        We have had 3 police officers killed and a firefighter directing traffic struck by a hit and run driver here in the last 10 days..Sure,I've done some stupid s#!t,and got caught,but have always given the respect the title deserves,and have actually been complimented on it as they handed me my paperwork..

                        Jim,holy CRAP...That is virtually miraculous...Glad you are here to share your experience,and were inspired to better your life for it..
                        Bon Jovi is like a frozen Coca Cola.. It's cool, it's crunchy, but when all is said and done it is still pop....

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                        • #87
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                          You lost all the blood in your entire body, + 1 pint....
                          Fucking badass indeed !!!

                          [/ QUOTE ]
                          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] not quite [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] How much you have depends on how big you are and how much you weigh. I did bleed to death though, and was eventually dead for about 45 seconds. No 'walk to the light', no nothing, just 'off'. But, like I mentioned earlier (and you could likely guess), I got better!

                          [/ QUOTE ]


                          wow

                          that's it?

                          man that musta been wierd just switching off....that seems like an experience that's almost imposssible to describe

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                          • #88
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                            I lost that much blood shaven my whoolen sack!!

                            Did you ever catch the seam..??!!! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

                            catch the seam... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            That's funny!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #89
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                              [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] christ Bill, I remember when you did that and came straight into the JCF to tell us about it. What do you do when you slice your scrote open? Get your sorry, bleeding sac to a doctor? Hell no! Post about it on the internet! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              Hail yesterday

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                              • #90
                                Re: what is the manliest thing you\'ve ever done?

                                YES Gary...YESSS!!

                                That's what I do!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                                Yes.... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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