Be warned - Dihydrogen Monoxide!

[Snoogans]

I was recently sent THIS link, describing the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide. I feel it is only fair to pass this warning on...

[VinceV]

Re: Be warned - Dihydrogen Monoxide!

I remember seeing a show or something about this, where they were asking "The man on the street" about this. Almost everyone was all we need to ban this now! I can't believe our goverment hasn't done anything about it yet.

[horns666]

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I love it, we need more invisible, dangerous stuff to be afraid of...we just don't have enough fear already..

Please give us more!!

You know that Rats have mutated when force fed common tap water, but they didn't have any tooth decay....cool! [img]/images/graemlins/band.gif[/img]

[Hyperfuzz]

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I drink that stuff everyday...I even shower in it. I live dangerously...

[horns666]

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They say that air causes cancer in the ass..hey I didn't make this up...it was on the Discovery channel..

now The Ice caps are melting in the North Pole which means we are all going to die...this is promising news...

So many things to look forward too.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Oh, and a meteor is going to take us out in 25 years or so...so there's hope!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

So don't quit eating junk food , drinking or smoking...enjoy yourself..you really need to be healthy when that meteor sends us into the next ice age..

you don't want to be discovered thousands of years from now in a block of ice without a six pack...beer not abs!! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[MBreinin]

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Hmmm, let's see some of the stuff this causes:

Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.

Hmmm, BAD.

Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.

OK, I don't like unpleasant feelings.

Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.

Damn, it will cause short circuits?

Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.

My brakes won't work?

Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere.

It can cause a TORNADO?????

Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

Ahh, that Bastard El Nino....I KNEW IT!!!!

Now, who uses this stuff?

as an industrial solvent and coolant,
in nuclear power plants,
by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels

The triple threat of bastards..the Navy, the Nukers and Industry. Kill 'em all.

By elite athletes to improve performance

Damn, Sammy Sosa is to blame for fucking killer storms?!

In abortion clinics

Aha! Baby killing fuckers...now I see where THIS is going.

as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs.

Used to blow up the aforementioned baby-killers.

as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation

Damn you people for not wanting to get heatstroke or turn into popsicles in your homes.

In cult rituals

Before or after they make homemade bombs to blow up baby-killers?

By the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use)

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Isn't this redundant though? I mean, we already have cults.

By both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches.

Wow, African Americans and those who want to kill African Americans both approve of an use this stuff.

By pedophiles and pornographers (for uses we'd rather not say here)

Wow, I dig Porno...where do I get some?

By the clientele at a number of homosexual bath houses in New York City and San Francisco.

Hmmm, see above. Damn HOMOS and Baby-Killers...or Baby-Fuckers!!

Historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran
in and World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture as well as by the Serbian military as authorized by Slobodan Milosevic in their ethnic cleansing campaign.

Preferred by genocidal regimes the world over!!!

By many terrorist organizations.

Uh-Oh, we brought in the agents of Terra! Maybe they want to make more Cyclones!!

By software engineers, including those producing DICOM software SDKs.

Technology BAD.

Well, where can I find some of this agent of Satan?

As an additive to food products, including jarred baby food and baby formula, and even in many soups, carbonated beverages and supposedly "all-natural" fruit juices

Wow!

In shampoos, shaving creams, deodorants and numerous other bathroom products.

Well, we know the terrorists aren't getting it from these products.

In bathtub bubble products marketed to children.

Devils!!!!

In the production of beer by all the major beer distributors.

Oh-Oh, the Evil brewers and their ungodly liquor.

In the coffee available at major coffee houses in the US and abroad.

Evil Caffeine merchants...they are as bad a scientologists and pedophiles!

In Formula One race cars, although its use is regulated by the Formula One Racing Commission.

Say it isn't so! Damn European speed junkies!

As a target of ongoing NASA planetary and stellar research.

Fucking NASA, trying to refute "Intelligent Design"!

Enough Said.

Mike

[horns666]

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sounds like Judgement day to me...cool...I was getting bored..

Mike , we'll party ..race some cars, smoke a bowl and bang the Olson Twins...I can deal with that!

Oh, I always wanted to shove my pud into the eye of an F5...that has to be awesome!

Bring on the Dihydrogen Monoxide...I'll put that in the bowl too...sounds like a good buzz!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[MBreinin]

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Mike , we'll party ..race some cars, smoke a bowl and bang the Olson Twins...I can deal with that!


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Only if I can juice up with this stuff, get an enormously "elite" cock, use the twins in both a cult and pornographic ritual..fuck them in a bath house with water heated by nuclear power and after drinking beer in the presence of the KKK, homosexuals and the NAACP AND during a killer Cyclone...and then get them both abortions afterward.

If we can pull that off...you got a deal, Bill!

Mike

[horns666]

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Awwww...that's nuthin' Mike...sure we can pull that off..

I've done worse...twice yesterday! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[MBreinin]

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Awwww...that's nuthin' Mike...sure we can pull that off..

I've done worse...twice yesterday! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Can we somehow work baby food AND Mr. Bubble in too?? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Mike

[rjohnstone]

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http://www.snopes.com/science/dhmo.asp
"In March 2004 the California municipality of Aliso Viejo (a suburb in Orange County) came within a cat's whisker of falling for this hoax after a paralegal there convinced city officials of the danger posed by this chemical. The leg-pull got so far as a vote's having been scheduled for the City Council on a proposed law that would have banned the use of foam containers at city-sponsored events because (among other things) they were made with DHMO, a substance that could "threaten human health and safety."
Enough said.
people are sheep. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Mr Bubble ...sure we'll blow bubbles with my Bong..and eat baby food...I like puddin'! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

They say there may be traces of Dihydrogen Monoxide in Gerbers baby food...so yeah!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[rjohnstone]

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Gerber Vanilla Custard... yummy stuff. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Too much DHMO in the last few batches.. kind runny. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]