5 Words I can't stand to hear my wife say

[Jack The Riffer]

"When do you get paid?" I hate that shit!!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[jk2171]

Re: 5 Words I can\'t stand to hear my wife say

That or "I have a headache tonight." [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[MBreinin]

Re: 5 Words I can\'t stand to hear my wife say

No, Not In My Ass.

[mm2002]

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Honey, I think I'm pregnant

[jgcable]

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I never liked giving head.

[jgcable]

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Don't c%#m in my mouth.

[jgcable]

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My parents are coming over.

[MBreinin]

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Remember that little cold sore?

[rjohnstone]

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if she doesn't know when you get paid, you haven't been married long enough. My wife knows exactly when and how much.

One of my least favorite statements from my wife... "Look what I bought today!"
It usualy means there will be a mini fashion show in order and the dreaded "Does this make my ass look big?" question.

[donf]

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You wanta go clothes shopping? [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

[Crusher]

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wanna see my new shoes?

[atomic charvel guy]

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after a long bender missing in action-

"Tommy!! is that you motherfukker!!!???"

[Creepy]

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"I was thinking...."

[Shotgun]

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Did you need another guitar?

[zeegler]

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Did you buy something again?