5 Words I can't stand to hear my wife say

[VinceV]

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"I was thinking...."

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Or the even more dreaded. "I'm thinking about redecorating."

Which means, that I get to do all the manual labor, while she supervises. Even worse if I move things around without prior permission.

[Drsracing]

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Since I don't have a wife

"Did you know I'm marroed"

[MBreinin]

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Since I don't have a wife

"Did you know I'm marroed"

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I don't have one anymore either. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Mike

[jcm800x]

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I don't think I'd want one unless she had a pile of guitars too! Or at least liked mine!

[Budman68]

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<font color="aqua">he is just a friend [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

[heartfielder]

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WE don't need another guitar !!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[finnman]

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"you know what I mean?"

[Creepy]

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"We're booked on the Maury show"
I've never heard this, but if I did, I don't think we'd make it there [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Ozz666]

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"Torta"
I was dating this chick and I couldn't stand when she said that word so I stopped answering her calls.

[Tetsuo]

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"you'll hear from my lawyer"

[jimbilly]

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"Help me with this diaper"

[TreeFitty]

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I can't believe I haven't seen these five words posted yet:
"Honey, we need to talk."

...sends chills down the spine.

[OnlineStageGear]

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"We're booked on the Maury show"
I've never heard this, but if I did, I don't think we'd make it there [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Or even worse..

"We are booked on Springer"

[hammer84]

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Or someone else's wife

"Damn my husband is home !!"

[FusionFarmer]

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Whats that dash light for???
I heard something like this right before she told me the car quit running... something to do with running the AC in gridlock traffic on the hottest day of the year and low coolant [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]