5 Words I can't stand to hear my wife say

[toejam]

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Her: "I'm moving out for good."

Me: "Okay."

Oh, wait, this thread is about five words we can't stand??

Heh, I'm happily divorced! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[skorb]

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No, Not In My Ass.

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how do you happen to know my wife? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[jgcable]

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WE don't need another guitar !!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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Which is followed by the standard guitar players 4 word retort...
Whats this we shit?

[lerxstcat]

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"Geez, you're done ALREADY? Shit!" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[skorb]

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Does my ass look fat?
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[Mrs Tekky]

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That or "I have a headache tonight." [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Let me tell you a little secret - this only works because you guys don't know that having an orgasm actually can help relieve a headache.

[Alvin_Wilson]

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That or "I have a headache tonight." [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Let me tell you a little secret - this only works because you guys don't know that having an orgasm actually can help relieve a headache.

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Finally, some inside information! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

Alvin

[fett]

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"You've been listening to BillZ!!!!!!" [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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Does my ass look fat?
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No, but your thighs do. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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That or "I have a headache tonight." [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Let me tell you a little secret - this only works because you guys don't know that having an orgasm actually can help relieve a headache.

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Seems women don't know it can relieve a headache, otherwise they'd want to.

[donf]

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"Mom invited us for dinner"

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[Zerberus]

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"Haven´t you noticed my Hair"

YES, I have.. I was trying to avoid mentioning it because I knew that you´d be insulted about my opinion

"Well, what do you think"

I hate it

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I told you you´d be insulted. I´m going to have a beer now. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[riffraff]

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We are out of beer.

[Mrs Tekky]

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That or "I have a headache tonight." [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Let me tell you a little secret - this only works because you guys don't know that having an orgasm actually can help relieve a headache.

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Seems women don't know it can relieve a headache, otherwise they'd want to.

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We just know you'll believe we have one and leave us alone - it's not like we always have one when we say it - some of us are pretty good at faking it! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Budman68]

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<font color="aqua">[from Mrs. Budman]:

"Honey, don't get mad, but....." [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img] </font>