5 Words I can't stand to hear my wife say

[Mrs Tekky]

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"No, it just means we don't want to have sex with you!"

Per the Bible a married woman is obligated to have sex with their spouse..

but the "law" states otherwise..I've arrested a guy who "raped" his wife..

But Ironically you have to swear on the bible in a court of law..even in this very case..isn't that just..so...normal?! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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You know, I don't want to get into a bible debate, but I don't take it literally because it contradicts itself in too many place and was written by man (even the stuff in red that is supposed to be the word of Jesus) and translated by man multiple times.

As far as I'm concerned - everyone has the right to say no - man or woman.

[horns666]

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I agree...but we gotta swear on THAT book in court which does contridict the very law they are disputing...I thinks that's ..just "peachy"?!.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

nobody thinks of this or ever wants to "mention" that...so that's MY job...cuz, I don't care. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[fett]

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"No more JCF for you!!!!" "Grow-up and stop talking to a bunch of dick-heads." [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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yeah...dickheads! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[mattsmusiccenter]

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"We have to get married" or "I'm gonna move to California".

I said "no", so she took the dog and left.

I miss the dog. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

[fett]

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yeah...dickheads! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ] In our case, "Eggheads" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[VitaminG]

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That or "I have a headache tonight." [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Let me tell you a little secret - this only works because you guys don't know that having an orgasm actually can help relieve a headache.

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So I guess using the headache excuse means you don't think an orgasm will be forthcoming then?

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forthcoming? Lucky to see a second coming round our house...

[toejam]

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"We have to get married" or "I'm gonna move to California".

I said "no", so she took the dog and left.

I miss the dog. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

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[RR05xx]

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Qusestion: "Would you like to Dance"

Answer: NO

Responce: "No, I said you ass looks fat in those pants"

Matt

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Nice but dangerous to actually use [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]