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  • Endrik , me, and my girl.

    Had a riot of a phone call last night. I was on Planet Zaton by the time he called,(zooted, hammered,bambasted, sailing,wasted, etc.) Jeanette was like who's that? I said it's fukkin' Endbat from Estonia!!! She just looked at me and said that is the worst excuse for covering up another girl I've ever heard. I said c'mon puppycat it is Endbat, and he is in Estonia, and she said, I'm sorry Tommy, for a second I totally forgot that my boyfriend is you,the battiest cat of them all-lol
    Anyway, Endrik is a fukkin' pisser (that means fun in New York lingo) and he's as ready to laugh and drop all responsibility as fast as I am. Maybe you shouldn't come out
    this summer dude, it will be one for the books. A bender to remember. I'll show you the factory where they pump out the
    fembots by the thousands everyweek. It's called Huntington Beach High School-lol Looking forward to your next call you sick fukker!!! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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    hey, you know you are a funny as hell dude, I couldn't say much because I was laughin at your funny shit bro, you made me have cramps in stomach and in my wheenie lol

    I gotta say you really are THE BATMAN.
    When you called me at the morning from the office you sounded like a decent person, like a Hollywood star.
    But when I called you, and you were at home with Jeanette and it was a night in your planet, you sounded like a drunk rockstar lol.
    Regular guy durning the day but crazy motherfcuker at night, that's the Batman right there folks lol.
    "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

    "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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    • #3
      Re: Endrik , me, and my girl.

      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]..

      I'm just imagining the conversation..

      Hey...next time do a three way with me!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #4
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        Hey Tommy, now it's my turn to call you. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        "The BLUES is the tonic for what ails ya."

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        • #5
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          Take another hit off that bong and go over to Tommy's! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #6
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            You owe me a call Big Fruitbat but just respond to my PM instead
            I keep the bible in a pool of blood
            So that none of its lies can affect me

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            • #7
              Re: Endrik , me, and my girl.

              [ QUOTE ]
              you made me have cramps in stomach and in my wheenie

              [/ QUOTE ]

              That is hilarious! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              MakeAJazzNoiseHere: You kidding me? I'd suck her fartbox dry in a heartbeat. 9/29/2011 quote about Megan Fox

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              • #8
                Re: Endrik , me, and my girl.

                [ QUOTE ]
                Hey...next time do a three way with me!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                [/ QUOTE ]

                <font color="yellow">Well now..doesn't that sound special [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

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                • #9
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                  Let me tell ya... Tommy's girl is a SWEETHEART!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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                  • #10
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                    She's gotta be..it takes a special girl to be our womans!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    "special" in a good way..mine is in the olympics in the sport of limbo dance [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #11
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                      [ QUOTE ]
                      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]..

                      I'm just imagining the conversation..

                      Hey...next time do a three way with me!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] that would be insane [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      btw. we talked a little bit about you, the all mighty Sweet William [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                      • #12
                        Re: Endrik , me, and my girl.

                        Of course you did...my ears were ringing...it was exactly 8:30PM in the evening..

                        or maybe the tunes were just too loud ..I dunno..but I felt a presence in the room with me..but I think that was just Pico..

                        we were High.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Endrik , me, and my girl.

                          Someone, somewhere is always talking about bill. hehe...

                          I haven't heard from ya in a bit there Tommy...

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                          • #14
                            Re: Endrik , me, and my girl.

                            I've had conversations on the phone with Tommy.
                            I've even had the pleassure of meeting the wacko face to face.


                            I have trouble with this story tho......

                            How does Tommy know that "Endrik is a fukkin' pisser"


                            And the reason is:

                            How in the world did Endrik get in some/enough words into the conversation for Tommy to know that???? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


                            Tommy rules and evidently so does Endrik! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
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                            • #15
                              Re: Endrik , me, and my girl.

                              fuck, getting laid, chicks, booze and boobs are the only words you ever need to say [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


                              I gotta loose the fuckin' accent tho.
                              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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